#rwrb incorrect quotes

Henry: I tried to write ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Alex after he just passed the bar, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Alex, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Alex: What’s the one thing I told you not to do?

Henry: Burn the house down.

Alex: And what did you do?

Henry: I made you dinner!

Alex:

Henry:

Henry, sighing: And burnt the house down.

June: Don’t tell your mother :)

Nora: Kiss one another :)

June: DIE FOR EACH OTHER—

Henry, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I’ll drink my sorrows away.

Nora: I need to dye my hair.

Alex: …

Nora: Or get a tattoo.

Alex: …

Nora: Or a piercing.

Alex: Why?

Nora: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown Gods.

Nora: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.