#sassy harry

Remus: *on the phone* Yes, I-I completely understand and I will definitely talk to Harry. This won’t happen again…Thanks.

Remus: That was Harry’s school calling. Apparently, he has been using some very creative language today.

Sirius: Oh, do tell.

Remus: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker”.

Sirius: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”?

Remus:*deadpans*

Sirius: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Remus: I can’t belive you are teaching our Godson loophole swear-words.

Sirius: In my defence, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation, and very cleaver of him, I might add.

Harry: So Albus, How was school?

Albus: Craig pushed me today.

Harry: Well, did you push him back?

Albus: No, he is much bigger than me.

Harry: Got it. James.

James: On it.

Harry at a ministry event

Reporter: Hello, Mr. Potter sir! It’s been a long time.

Harry: Indeed it has…*Looks over his shoulders*

Harry *very politely*: Will you excuse me?

Reporter: Oh, yes…of course.

Harry: *Goes over and stands in the corner and proceeds to ignore everyone*

Reporter: