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rafael-silva:

 I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: 
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 
The character I love that everyone else hates: 
The character I used to love but don’t any longer:
The character I would totally smooch: 
The character I’d want to be like: 
The character I’d slap: 
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I despise: 

Finally got my nails done today it’s been waaaaay to long

excessively-queer:

Homemade NSFW Ask Game

I wanted to do an ask game but didn’t wanna get the usual types, so I made some questions that I thought I’d have fun answering :) -L


1. What’s currently a fantasy you’re really into?


2. What’s the most amount of sex you’ve had in one night?


3. Do you have a type? What is it?


4. How would you categorize your sexuality?


5. What’s a kink you never expected to get into?


6. Do you prefer bratty subs or pliant ones?


7. What’s something (or things) that are immediate turn-offs for you?


8. What do you like most about oral (receiving)?

9. What do you like most about oral (giving)?


10. What’s a part of the body you really love and why?


11. What’s your relationship with hookup culture?


12. Edging or overstim?


13. What’s something you love about sex?


14. What’s something you love about sexting?


15. What’s something you wish more of your followers knew about you in general?


16. How do you get inspiration for writing posts?


17. What’s a kink/behavior that immediately makes you ?


18. DMs or asks?


19. What’re your thoughts on body hair?


20. How would you describe your attraction for different gender presentations?


21. Give me ur thoughts on gender?


22. What’s the age range of people you’d sleep with (oldest/youngest)?


23. How do you feel about gendered language regarding genitalia?


24. What kind of nudes are your favorite?


25. Favorite lingerie to wear?


26. Favorite lingerie to see other people wear?


27. What’s a good song to have sex to?


28. How do you feel about pain, either giving or receiving?


29. Thoughts on belts?


30. Have you ever shown anyone you know irl your porn blog?


31. Are you a “Netflix and chill” person?


32. What’s the most important part to you when receiving oral sex?


33. How far out does your cnc kink extend?


34. Have you ever done anything with knife play?


35. How do you feel about temperature play?


36. How would you rate your ability to make the first move?


37. How much does your blog reflect things you would actually like to do (vs being entirely fantasy)?


38. Are you into monsterfucking?


39. Thoughts on begging?


40. If your sex playlist was made of your current primary music taste, what kind of sex would you be having?


41. How do you feel about degradation vs humiliation?


42. Do you have any kinks that you’d be embarrassed about if your friends found out you had them?


43. Thoughts on gunplay?


44. Ever had bad sex?


45. Thoughts on somnophilia?


46. Do you like recording sex?


47. Would you ever go to a sex club?


48. Would you ever do a threesome? Foursome?


49. What’s your favorite drug to have sex on?


50. How significant is your exhibitionism?

Ask me these or any other questions you have! I’m going to be stuck inside for quite a while due to coronavirus and we could both use the entertainment.

  1. What is your favorite period of history to learn about?
  2. What piece of music makes you feel better?
  3. What book did you just finish?
  4. What book are you reading right now?
  5. Do you have a favourite poem?
  6. Who is your favourite poet?
  7. What scent is most comforting to you?
  8. If you could be fluent in three languages, which would you choose?
  9. What complements best a cup of tea?
  10. What is your favourite film and why?
  11. What film have you watched recently?
  12. Your opinion on something completely random. [tell me what the something random is]
  13. Where do you wish you were right now?
  14. What is your favourite place in the whole world?
  15. What is your favourite tea?
  16. What tea are you drinking right now?

But now you can send me asks, so do so if you feel like it!!!!

hii send me some messages!

So how is everyone doing? Think we should have another Q&A session. What do you think? Hit me up! Fill my submissions inbox and let’s have some fun!

brittywritesstuff:

Hello, beautiful people, I just hit 700 followers!

To celebrate, because I’m back on my DeanCas bull shit and #cantstopwontstop, send me asks with your headcanons or mini prompts, and I’ll write you a drabble!

Reblogging if you want to send me fix-it headcanons, fix-it prompts, Heaven prompts, etc.

SEND ME THINGS WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER!

I’ve just noticed I have over 1200 followers. What should i do to celebrate it? 

ask-lists:

1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
23. When was the last time you had sex?
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
26. Guys:Circumcised?
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why?
45. Turn on’s?
46. Turn off’s?
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
50. Do you like dirty talk?
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way)
70. Favorite type of oral?
71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn’t your partner?
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
83. Birth control or condoms?
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
87. Do you have any STDs?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven’t lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
99. Do you like masturbation?
100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

This should be fun

I will post funny funny things you will be happy I will be happy

Thank you

98lislis:

underratedwonder-deactivated202:

Nuove domande per ammazzare il tempo in quarantena

  1. Hai mai fatto sesso sul sedile posteriore di un auto?
  2. Hai mai mandato messaggi piccanti mentre eri a lavoro?
  3. Hai mai fatto sesso nonostante i tuoi genitori (o coinquilini) fossero nell’altra stanza?
  4. Hai mai usato delle manette?
  5. Ti sei mai masturbato di fronte al tuo partner?
  6. Ti hanno mai soffocato durante il rapporto?
  7. Hai mai indossato biancheria intima sexy?
  8. Hai mai inviato foto di te nudo/a?
  9. Hai mai avuto un/una trombamico/a?
  10. Hai mai provato il sesso anale?
  11. Sei mai stato ferito in seguito ad un rapporto aggressivo?
  12. Hai mai fatto sesso all’aperto?
  13. Hai mai guardato del porno con qualcuno?
  14. Hai mai baciato diverse persone in una sola notte?
  15. Sei mai tornato a casa la mattina presto dopo una notte di sesso? (walk of shame)
  16. Hai mai filmato un tuo rapporto?
  17. Hai mai fatto (o ricevuto) una lap dance?
  18. Hai mai fatto sesso con qualcuno senza sapere il suo nome?
  19. Hai mai fatto sesso in un bagno pubblico?
  20. Hai mai giocato a strip poker?
  21. L’hai mai fatto sotto la doccia?
  22. Conosci il tuo…sapore?
  23. Sei mai stato/a bendato/a?
  24. Hai mai sculacciato qualcuno?
  25. Hai mai fatto giochi di ruolo?
  26. Sei mai uscito/a senza biancheria intima?
  27. Hai mai avuto una sveltina?
  28. Hai mai indossato una ball gag? (bavaglio formato da una pallina e una cinta, solitamente in cuoio)
  29. Hai mai avuto un’avventura di una notte?
  30. Hai mai usato un linguaggio piccante durante il rapporto?
  31. Hai mai usato uno strap-on?
  32. Hai mai avuto un rapporto a tre?
  33. L’hai mai fatto per telefono?
  34. Hai mai fatto sesso di fronte ad altre persone?
  35. Hai mai usato un vibratore? (con o senza il partner)
  36. Hai mai indossato un butt plug?
  37. Hai mai usato un’altalena? (altalena fissata al soffitto ideata per due)
  38. Hai mai fatto sesso in classe o in ufficio?
  39. Hai mai fatto il bagno nudo/a?
  40. Ti hanno mai tirato i capelli durante il rapporto?
  41. Sei mai stato/a preso/a con tanta forza da non poterti muovere sotto il tuo partner?
  42. Hai mai fatto sesso da ubriaco/a?
  43. Hai mai avuto rapporti sotto l’effetto di stupefacenti?
  44. Hai mai avuto cinque orgasmi in un giorno solo?
  45. Hai mai fatto sesso di mattina appena sveglio/a?
  46. Hai mai mangiato qualcosa direttamente dal corpo nudo del tuo partner?
  47. Hai mai usato cera bollente?
  48. Hai mai indossato biancheria aperta sulle parti intime?
  49. L’hai mai fatto sul pavimento?
  50. L’hai mai fatto di fronte ad uno specchio?

SCATENATEVI

PROVIAMO CON QUESTO

RIPROPONGO DAI

writersblockbecomesunblocked:

New Years Eve Writing Prompts

1. “You don’t watch the ball drop!? We’re breaking up. No, no, don’t try to talk me out of this.”

2. “You aren’t allowed to drink anymore! You do irresponsible things when you’re drunk!”


3. “Who’s going to take one for the team and give me a New Years kiss?”


4. “We just had to go to Times Square, didn’t we? I haven’t peed in 7 hours, and I’m freezing my ass off!”


5. “WHO LEFT THE MISTLETOE UP? NO, I AM NOT KISSING HIM!”


6. “I refuse to be the designated driver this year.”


7. “Don’t you dare kiss me-DON’T YOU DARE KISS ME-DON’T YOU- MPHH!”


8. “Shit. I fell asleep before midnight again.”


9. “I’m not holding your head out of the toilet bowl next year. I’m going to let you drown next time you get drunk.”


10. “Tell me you didn’t travel halfway around the world just to scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!” then leave.“


11. “Who the fuck threw a toaster in the hot tub!”


12. “Oh my god. Did you just dump all of the wine into the swimming pool?”


13. “Did I just see you making out with your ex?”


14. “I came here under the impression that I’d get to eat a dozen cookies, and you’re telling me that there are no cookies?”


15. “I’m leaving. There’s no alcohol.”


16. “I’m too sober for this shit.”


17. “Your friends suck.”


18. “Your family sucks.”


19. “No. I’m not going to celebrate the New Year with your family. No way. Do you remember last year? Your mom threw a knife at your dads chest!”


20. “IF YOU BLOW THAT NOISE MAKER IN MY FACE ONE MORE TIME-”


21. “Oh my god. There’s so much glitter. There’s too much. It’s everywhere.”


22. “Fuck fireworks.”


23. “I’m sorry I burned all of the appetizers….and all of the food….”


24. “I’m not dancing with you. No. I refuse.”


25. “Haha, he fell asleep. Let’s pull a prank on him. I say we draw a mustache on his face with sharpie.”


26. “Are you sure we should be lighting fireworks here….?”


27. “Shit! It’s the cops!”


28. “I CAN’T GO BACK TO JAIL. IM TOO PRETTY FOR JAIL.”


29. “You just HAD to light illegal explosives, didn’t you?”


30. “Honey…? I need you to come bail me out of jail…” “Hell no! Your ass can wait until tomorrow. I have a party to attend to.”


31. “When I said we should try something different this year, I didn’t mean we should try breaking into an abandoned Kmart.”


32. “I’m NEVER drinking again.”


33. “Please tell me you didn’t just puke on that 250 pound motorcyclist…”


34. “THIS IS THE THIRD PUB WE’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF TONIGHT! THE THIRD ONE!”


35. “Maybe your New Years resolution should be to not get another 20 cats…?”


36. “I’m having an existential crisis. I was coming up with New Years resolutions, and I realized I’m too far gone. There’s no fixing me now.”


37. *Fireworks blasting* “Will you marry me?” “What? I can’t hear you!”


38. “This is the LAST TIME I’m spending New Years Eve in the Emergency room!”


39. “You don’t have the guts to kiss me…”


40. “HEY!! That kid just stole my noise maker!!”

Send me an ask with the number (and if you want a specific characters, add that too) for a starter bases off these!

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