questionnightammo:

1. Animated character that was your gay awakening?
2. Grilled cheese or PB&J?
3. What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want somethingon?
4. Your go-to bar order, if you drink?
5. What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?
6. Top three cuisines?
7. What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?
8. What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?
9. Look up. What’s directly across from you?
10. Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?
11. Preferred way to spend a rainy day?
12. What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?
13. Brunch or midnight snacks?
14. Favorite mug you own
15. What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?
16. Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)
17. Fruity or herbal teas?
18. What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?
19. That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?
20. Do you match your socks?
21. Have you ever been horseback riding?
22. What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)
23. Have you ever been to jail?
24. What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?
25. Puzzles?
26. You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?
27. What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?
28. What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?
29. Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?
30. Where could someone find you in a museum?
31. What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?
32. Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?
33. If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?
34. Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?
35. You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?
36. Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with
37. Lakes, rivers, or oceans?
38. Favorite mid-2000s song
39. How do you dress when you’re home alone?
40. Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?
41. Knives or swords?
42. A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving
43. Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie
44. Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?
45. Name a classic Vine
46. What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?
47. How do you top your ice cream?
48. Do you like Jello?
49. What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?
50. How are you at climbing trees?

myautisticjournal:

Quarantine Hobbies Ask Meme: Share what you’ve been doing!

1. What music have you discovered or listened to lately?
2. Have you made any new playlists since quarantine times? If they’re on Spotify, maybe drop a link?
3. Make a three-song-minimum playlist of songs that make you happy!
4. What’s your go-to show that you like to binge watch? Why do you like that show?
5. Are there any shows that you‘ve been planning to start watching? Why do they interest you?
6. What movie(s) always comforts you?
7. Are you an arts-and-crafts person? If so, what types of art/craft do you enjoy?
8. Do you have any planned projects to work on during self-isolation? If you’ve started any and you’re willing, share a photo of what you’re working on!
9. If you had to recommend an art or craft for people to get into, what would you recommend and why?
10. What are your favorite YouTube channels? Why do you like them?
11. What is the weirdest YouTube video you’ve ever watched?
12. Recommend a book or book series to read!
13. Are there any books that you’ve read multiple times? If you could re-read a book that you loved as if it were the very first time, what book would you choose?
14. What’s your favorite book genre? Why do you enjoy it?
15. If you were to write a fanfiction about your own life, how would it go?
16. What’s the best fanfiction that you’ve ever read (or the top three if you can’t choose just one )? What about it made an impression on you?
17. Do you listen to podcasts? What kind of podcasts do you listen to?
18. If you could make your own podcast, what would it be about and who would you invite to make a guest appearance?
19. Are you addicted to Animal Crossing: New Horizons? If yes, what’s your favorite thing about it so far?
20. If you had to recommend ONE video game, what would it be and why?
21. Have you tried any new recipes lately? If yes (and if they were good), share it with the class! I’m sure everyone is as bored with the same old foods as I am by this point.
22. What is your favorite website to waste time on? (Is it, perhaps, tumblr?)
23. How are you finding ways to stay connected with your friends and family? From video calling to playing online games, what would you say has worked the best for you?
24. If you have pets, first of all share some photos! Second, how have you been spending your time with them?
25. Share your general quarantine experience so far. How are you handling it?

Share what’s been making you happy! Maybe we’ll all discover something new :)

My inbox is open!!

I need some recommendations on what to watch next :P

I’ve seen these already ⬇️

• Sherlock
• Supernatural
• Doctor who
• Brooklyn 99
• Glee
• The office
• Handmaids tale
• Lucifer
• Queer eye
• Stranger things
• Umbrella academy

**Edit** I won’t watch 13 Reasons Why due to triggers

I’m sure there are more but whatever, help a girl out please lmao

wowlfie:

• 1: Full name
• 2: Age
• 3: 3 Fears
• 4: 3 things I love
• 5: 4 turns on
• 6: 4 turns off
• 7: My best friend
• 8: Sexual orientation
• 9: My best first date
• 10: How tall am I
• 11: What do I miss
• 12: What time were I born
• 13: Favourite color
• 14: Do I have a crush
• 15: Favourite quote
• 16: Favourite place
• 17: Favourite food
• 18: Do I use sarcasm
• 19: What am I listening to right now
• 20: First thing I notice in new person
• 21: Shoe size
• 22: Eye color
• 23: Hair color
• 24: Favourite style of clothing
• 25: Ever done a prank call?
• 27: Meaning behind my URL
• 28: Favourite movie
• 29: Favourite song
• 30: Favourite band
• 31: How I feel right now
• 32: Someone I love
• 33: My current relationship status
• 34: My relationship with my parents
• 35: Favourite holiday
• 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
• 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
• 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
• 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
• 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
• 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
• 42: When did I last hold hands?
• 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
• 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
• 45: Where am I right now?
• 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
• 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
• 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
• 49: Am I excited for anything?
• 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
• 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
• 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
• 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
• 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
• 55: What is something I disliked about today?
• 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
• 57: What do I think about most?
• 58: What’s my strangest talent?
• 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
• 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
• 61: What was the last lie I told?
• 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
• 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
• 64: Do I believe in magic?
• 65: Do I believe in luck?
• 66: What’s the weather like right now?
• 67: What was the last book I’ve read?
• 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
• 69: Do I have any nicknames?
• 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
• 71: Do I spend money or save it?
• 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
• 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
• 74: Favourite animal?
• 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
• 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
• 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
• 78: How can you win my heart?
• 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
• 80: What is my favorite word?
• 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
• 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
• 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
• 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
• 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
• 86: What is my current desktop picture?
• 87: Had sex?
• 88: Bought condoms?
• 89: Gotten pregnant?
• 90: Failed a class?
• 91: Kissed a boy?
• 92: Kissed a girl?
• 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
• 94: Had job?
• 95: Left the house without my wallet?
• 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
• 97: Had sex in public?
• 98: Played on a sports team?
• 99: Smoked weed?
• 100: Did drugs?
• 101: Smoked cigarettes?
• 102: Drank alcohol?
• 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
• 104: Been overweight?
• 105: Been underweight?
• 106: Been to a wedding?
• 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
• 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
• 109: Been outside my home country?
• 110: Gotten my heart broken?
• 111: Been to a professional sports game?
• 112: Broken a bone?
• 113: Cut myself?
• 114: Been to prom?
• 115: Been in airplane?
• 116: Fly by helicopter?
• 117: What concerts have I been to?
• 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
• 119: Learned another language?
• 120: Wore make up?
• 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
• 122: Had oral sex?
• 123: Dyed my hair?
• 124: Voted in a presidential election?
• 125: Rode in an ambulance?
• 126: Had a surgery?
• 127: Met someone famous?
• 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
• 129: Peed outside?
• 130: Been fishing?
• 131: Helped with charity?
• 132: Been rejected by a crush?
• 133: Broken a mirror?
• 134: What do I want for birthday?
• 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
• 136: Was I named after anyone?
• 137: Do I like my handwriting?
• 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
• 139: Favourite Tv Show?
• 140: Where do I want to live when older?
• 141: Play any musical instrument?
• 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
• 143: Favourite pizza toping?
• 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
• 145: Am I afraid of heights?
• 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
• 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
• 148: What I’m really bad at
• 149: What my greatest achievments are
• 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
• 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
• 152: What do I like about myself
• 153: My closest Tumblr friend
• 154: Something I fantasise about
• 155: Any question you’d like?

princess baby girl

golden hour

i feel so insecure

109lbs 5”4

So ~ my kik has stopped working. I can’t see new requests ! :( now I’ll be using wickr !!

mywickr-babiegirlangel

i’ve been wanting to chat about dark ageplay lately and haven’t had anyone icky enough to do so with :(

my interests include (but are not limited to) ~

dark ageplay

daddy / girl dynamic(dd/lg)

consensual non-consent (in forms of ageplay + ddlg, corruption, maybe even kidnapping)

inc3st play (emphasis on playas it’s a kink and fantasy)

But now you can send me asks, so do so if you feel like it!!!!

excessively-queer:

Homemade NSFW Ask Game

I wanted to do an ask game but didn’t wanna get the usual types, so I made some questions that I thought I’d have fun answering :) -L

1. What’s currently a fantasy you’re really into?

2. What’s the most amount of sex you’ve had in one night?

3. Do you have a type? What is it?

4. How would you categorize your sexuality?

5. What’s a kink you never expected to get into?

6. Do you prefer bratty subs or pliant ones?

7. What’s something (or things) that are immediate turn-offs for you?

8. What do you like most about oral (receiving)?

9. What do you like most about oral (giving)?

10. What’s a part of the body you really love and why?

11. What’s your relationship with hookup culture?

12. Edging or overstim?

13. What’s something you love about sex?

14. What’s something you love about sexting?

15. What’s something you wish more of your followers knew about you in general?

16. How do you get inspiration for writing posts?

17. What’s a kink/behavior that immediately makes you ?

18. DMs or asks?

19. What’re your thoughts on body hair?

20. How would you describe your attraction for different gender presentations?

21. Give me ur thoughts on gender?

22. What’s the age range of people you’d sleep with (oldest/youngest)?

23. How do you feel about gendered language regarding genitalia?

24. What kind of nudes are your favorite?

25. Favorite lingerie to wear?

26. Favorite lingerie to see other people wear?

27. What’s a good song to have sex to?

28. How do you feel about pain, either giving or receiving?

29. Thoughts on belts?

30. Have you ever shown anyone you know irl your porn blog?

31. Are you a “Netflix and chill” person?

32. What’s the most important part to you when receiving oral sex?

33. How far out does your cnc kink extend?

34. Have you ever done anything with knife play?

35. How do you feel about temperature play?

36. How would you rate your ability to make the first move?

37. How much does your blog reflect things you would actually like to do (vs being entirely fantasy)?

38. Are you into monsterfucking?

39. Thoughts on begging?

40. If your sex playlist was made of your current primary music taste, what kind of sex would you be having?

41. How do you feel about degradation vs humiliation?

42. Do you have any kinks that you’d be embarrassed about if your friends found out you had them?

43. Thoughts on gunplay?

44. Ever had bad sex?

45. Thoughts on somnophilia?

46. Do you like recording sex?

47. Would you ever go to a sex club?

48. Would you ever do a threesome? Foursome?

49. What’s your favorite drug to have sex on?

50. How significant is your exhibitionism?

Tips and more are welcome!!

Shout out to the people who are on a road to a better self!

hii send me some messages!

So how is everyone doing? Think we should have another Q&A session. What do you think? Hit me up! Fill my submissions inbox and let’s have some fun!

Hello, beautiful people, I just hit 700 followers!

To celebrate, because I’m back on my DeanCas bull shit and #cantstopwontstop, send me asks with your headcanons or mini prompts, and I’ll write you a drabble!

brittywritesstuff:

Hello, beautiful people, I just hit 700 followers!

To celebrate, because I’m back on my DeanCas bull shit and #cantstopwontstop, send me asks with your headcanons or mini prompts, and I’ll write you a drabble!

Reblogging if you want to send me fix-it headcanons, fix-it prompts, Heaven prompts, etc.

SEND ME THINGS WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER!

I’ve just noticed I have over 1200 followers. What should i do to celebrate it? 

ask-lists:

1. Are you a virgin?
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to?
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
18. What is your bra/penis size?
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
23. When was the last time you had sex?
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
26. Guys:Circumcised?
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
43. Are you into any BDSM?
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why?
45. Turn on’s?
46. Turn off’s?
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
50. Do you like dirty talk?
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story?
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex?
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them?
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way)
70. Favorite type of oral?
71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried?
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn’t your partner?
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s?
83. Birth control or condoms?
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
87. Do you have any STDs?
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity?
89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven’t lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex?
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
99. Do you like masturbation?
100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

This should be fun

I will post funny funny things you will be happy I will be happy

Thank you

98lislis:

underratedwonder-deactivated202:

Nuove domande per ammazzare il tempo in quarantena

1. Hai mai fatto sesso sul sedile posteriore di un auto?
2. Hai mai mandato messaggi piccanti mentre eri a lavoro?
3. Hai mai fatto sesso nonostante i tuoi genitori (o coinquilini) fossero nell’altra stanza?
4. Hai mai usato delle manette?
5. Ti sei mai masturbato di fronte al tuo partner?
6. Ti hanno mai soffocato durante il rapporto?
7. Hai mai indossato biancheria intima sexy?
8. Hai mai inviato foto di te nudo/a?
9. Hai mai avuto un/una trombamico/a?
10. Hai mai provato il sesso anale?
11. Sei mai stato ferito in seguito ad un rapporto aggressivo?
12. Hai mai fatto sesso all’aperto?
13. Hai mai guardato del porno con qualcuno?
14. Hai mai baciato diverse persone in una sola notte?
15. Sei mai tornato a casa la mattina presto dopo una notte di sesso? (walk of shame)
16. Hai mai filmato un tuo rapporto?
17. Hai mai fatto (o ricevuto) una lap dance?
18. Hai mai fatto sesso con qualcuno senza sapere il suo nome?
19. Hai mai fatto sesso in un bagno pubblico?
20. Hai mai giocato a strip poker?
21. L’hai mai fatto sotto la doccia?
22. Conosci il tuo…sapore?
23. Sei mai stato/a bendato/a?
24. Hai mai sculacciato qualcuno?
25. Hai mai fatto giochi di ruolo?
26. Sei mai uscito/a senza biancheria intima?
27. Hai mai avuto una sveltina?
28. Hai mai indossato una ball gag? (bavaglio formato da una pallina e una cinta, solitamente in cuoio)
29. Hai mai avuto un’avventura di una notte?
30. Hai mai usato un linguaggio piccante durante il rapporto?
31. Hai mai usato uno strap-on?
32. Hai mai avuto un rapporto a tre?
33. L’hai mai fatto per telefono?
34. Hai mai fatto sesso di fronte ad altre persone?
35. Hai mai usato un vibratore? (con o senza il partner)
36. Hai mai indossato un butt plug?
37. Hai mai usato un’altalena? (altalena fissata al soffitto ideata per due)
38. Hai mai fatto sesso in classe o in ufficio?
39. Hai mai fatto il bagno nudo/a?
40. Ti hanno mai tirato i capelli durante il rapporto?
41. Sei mai stato/a preso/a con tanta forza da non poterti muovere sotto il tuo partner?
42. Hai mai fatto sesso da ubriaco/a?
43. Hai mai avuto rapporti sotto l’effetto di stupefacenti?
44. Hai mai avuto cinque orgasmi in un giorno solo?
45. Hai mai fatto sesso di mattina appena sveglio/a?
46. Hai mai mangiato qualcosa direttamente dal corpo nudo del tuo partner?
47. Hai mai usato cera bollente?
48. Hai mai indossato biancheria aperta sulle parti intime?
49. L’hai mai fatto sul pavimento?
50. L’hai mai fatto di fronte ad uno specchio?

SCATENATEVI

PROVIAMO CON QUESTO

RIPROPONGO DAI

writersblockbecomesunblocked:

New Years Eve Writing Prompts

1. “You don’t watch the ball drop!? We’re breaking up. No, no, don’t try to talk me out of this.”

2. “You aren’t allowed to drink anymore! You do irresponsible things when you’re drunk!”

3. “Who’s going to take one for the team and give me a New Years kiss?”

4. “We just had to go to Times Square, didn’t we? I haven’t peed in 7 hours, and I’m freezing my ass off!”

5. “WHO LEFT THE MISTLETOE UP? NO, I AM NOT KISSING HIM!”

6. “I refuse to be the designated driver this year.”

7. “Don’t you dare kiss me-DON’T YOU DARE KISS ME-DON’T YOU- MPHH!”

8. “Shit. I fell asleep before midnight again.”

9. “I’m not holding your head out of the toilet bowl next year. I’m going to let you drown next time you get drunk.”

10. “Tell me you didn’t travel halfway around the world just to scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!” then leave.“

11. “Who the fuck threw a toaster in the hot tub!”

12. “Oh my god. Did you just dump all of the wine into the swimming pool?”

13. “Did I just see you making out with your ex?”

14. “I came here under the impression that I’d get to eat a dozen cookies, and you’re telling me that there are no cookies?”

15. “I’m leaving. There’s no alcohol.”

16. “I’m too sober for this shit.”

17. “Your friends suck.”

18. “Your family sucks.”

19. “No. I’m not going to celebrate the New Year with your family. No way. Do you remember last year? Your mom threw a knife at your dads chest!”

20. “IF YOU BLOW THAT NOISE MAKER IN MY FACE ONE MORE TIME-”

21. “Oh my god. There’s so much glitter. There’s too much. It’s everywhere.”

22. “Fuck fireworks.”

23. “I’m sorry I burned all of the appetizers….and all of the food….”

24. “I’m not dancing with you. No. I refuse.”

25. “Haha, he fell asleep. Let’s pull a prank on him. I say we draw a mustache on his face with sharpie.”

26. “Are you sure we should be lighting fireworks here….?”

27. “Shit! It’s the cops!”

28. “I CAN’T GO BACK TO JAIL. IM TOO PRETTY FOR JAIL.”

29. “You just HAD to light illegal explosives, didn’t you?”

30. “Honey…? I need you to come bail me out of jail…” “Hell no! Your ass can wait until tomorrow. I have a party to attend to.”

31. “When I said we should try something different this year, I didn’t mean we should try breaking into an abandoned Kmart.”

32. “I’m NEVER drinking again.”

33. “Please tell me you didn’t just puke on that 250 pound motorcyclist…”

34. “THIS IS THE THIRD PUB WE’VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF TONIGHT! THE THIRD ONE!”

35. “Maybe your New Years resolution should be to not get another 20 cats…?”

36. “I’m having an existential crisis. I was coming up with New Years resolutions, and I realized I’m too far gone. There’s no fixing me now.”

37. *Fireworks blasting* “Will you marry me?” “What? I can’t hear you!”

38. “This is the LAST TIME I’m spending New Years Eve in the Emergency room!”

39. “You don’t have the guts to kiss me…”

40. “HEY!! That kid just stole my noise maker!!”

Send me an ask with the number (and if you want a specific characters, add that too) for a starter bases off these!

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IASIP asks!

1. Favorite season?
2. Favorite character?
3. Favorite cast member?
4. OTP?
5. BROTP?
6. NOTP?
7. A duo you wish would be paired up more often?
8. Least favorite character?
9. Least favorite episode?
10. Favorite crack ship?
11. Favorite headcanon?
12. An episode you wish you could change?
13. An episode you wish you could write?
14. Favorite thing about the show?
15. Least favorite thing about the show?
16. Favorite running gag?
17. Best Mac shirt?
18. Best Dennis rant?
19. Best Charlie scream?
20. Best BDE Dee moment?
21. Favorite end credits message?
22. A character you’d write off the show?
23. An actor you want to see on the show (bonus points if you can think of a character for them)?
24. Favorite fic?
25. Favorite promo shoot?
26. Best Waitress hair-style?
27. Fluffy hair Mac or hair-gel Mac?
28. Underrated character?
29. Overrated character?
30. Underrated episode?
31. Overrated episode?
32. An episode that made you more emotional than the rest?
33. Favorite McPoyle family member?
34. Favorite song from the show?
35. Favorite IASIP-related show/ movie/ project ( for example The Mick, Pacrim, Santa Clarita Diet, etc)?
36. A Sunny quote you say all the time IRL?
37. A character you want to see more of?
38. Favorite thing about the IASIP fandom?
39. Describe the show in one word or phrase
40. If you could throw a bowl of cold spaghetti at any IASIP character (without any consequences), who would you choose?

reinasero:

Od początku założenie było takie, że będzie tu “niesmutno”, ale różnie to może być, ponieważ po dłuższym namyśle uznałam ze czasem napiszę coś od siebie- jakieś historie z przeszłości, czy to, co w obecnej chwili, więc całe moje planowanie i zmarnowane na nie 15 sekund poszło sie jebać. Mimo wszystko będzie fajnie. PS. Umiem słuchać i jakby ktoś chciał to w tym wypadku mogę ‘naumieć’ się czytać. Zależnie od sytuacji może nawet spróbować jakoś pomóc. ☺