You can’t fully relax when you’re wearing makeup. You can’t just rest your face in your hand or rub your eyes or scratch your chin or wipe your mouth. You can’t eat without worrying about messing up your makeup. You can’t get sweaty without worrying about messing up your makeup. You can’t blow your nose / wipe your nose without worrying about messing up your makeup. You can’t swim without worrying about messing up your makeup. You can’t cry without worrying about messing up your makeup. You can’t indulge in the simple joys of going out in the rain or nuzzling your face in your cat’s fur without worrying about messing up your makeup. You can’t just casually get into bed and roll over to rest your face on the pillow without worrying about messing up your makeup.
By wearing makeup, you force yourself to be hyperaware of your face at all times. You have to learn to suppress the urge to rub your eyes or rest your chin in your hand. It’s tiring.
I’m so glad I never got into makeup.
Wearing makeup entails constant body monitoring, which is a concept I wish we talked more about:
So I heard that new Tangled the Series episodes are coming out and I’m going w i l d 2019 truly is the year of animation
But yes!! I’ve had this in my mind for a while now and I finally got around to recording it. I love writing parodies so this probably isn’t going to be my last varian rewrite, bahaha.
✺✺✺✺✺ ☞ LYRICS: ☜ Locked inside a dungeon Kept behind a wall Taken, robbed, and left to die alone That’s the way they treat you And what’s worst of all What’s there left? A dark and empty home? There’s much more inside of me than what they thought I’d be And now the choice is mine I’ll do it right this time I’ll step on through, the time has come ‘Cause only you can set yourself free! No one else should tell you what to do Or who to be! No one gets to say if I will stay or go So use the gifts you’re given Make the world your own Look inside your heart and find the key And set yourself free Bound up by my worries Trapped by my mistakes Never certain which path I should choose I’ll try to test my limits I’ve got what it takes ‘Cause if I fail, I’ve everything to lose I will get you out of there, I’ll make you proud, you’ll see You said that I was strong That you’ve known it all along So seize the keys, put up your hair I’ll find a way and I’ll set you free! Because it’s up to you and what you’ll do And who you’ll be I get to decide how far and wide I go So break open these cages! Open up your wings! Fly back home and find your destiny To set yourself free!
