My humor consists of holding random objects at my dad’s face and telling him “you’re [object] in a mildly aggressive tone and him doing the same.

Example

*while making a salad*

Me: You are "fork”

Dad: You are “lettuce”

Extra points if you can also throw the object at the other person ex.“ You are” napkin"

I’m am almost done with in college :)

*drinks water directly from tap to my own house so I don’t have to wash a glass*

During the quarantine I have been sleeping later and later. Hopefully by the end of it I will have made a full circle sleeping at a normal time

sims 4 roadmap:

kit, kit, kit, game pack, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit, kit.

I’m 12 apparently.

some-tf-reblogs:

Why does Prowl has like million different designs in IDW? It makes searching for references almost impossible

Also shout out for this cover for using the classic “boobs and butt” comic girl pose on him. Equality!

decepticon-propaganda:

decepti-thots:

polyhexian:

the more time that passes between the last big transformers hit that had ppl posting frequently and the next the funnier fandom space gets. it slowly whittles down to only the most obsessive with extreme niches. everyone left on tumblr is like The X Person. thats the drift person. thats the zeta prime person. thats the idiot that wrote 48 cywhirlgate fanfics. thats the one with the seals. and there reaches a criticality point where everyone is forced to know each other even if you dont like each other because no one else is posting so whether you give a shit about zeta prime or not you are GOING to see that goddamn meta

i hope i am not just a blog to the transformers fandom, but also, that at least a few people see me posting and immediately go ‘oh is that fucker talking about [x] again’. which Thing TM [x] is here probably depends on the day but i just want people to have that moment, you know. i have few goals in life and this one at least seems achievable i think.

shoutout to all my fellow crabs still at the bottom of this bucket

One thing I do like about romantic vocabulary is that don’t express your romantic feelings, you don’t explain them, no, you confess

Like oh, you want a romantic relationship with this person? Well go ahead then, confess to your crimes

Mom, walking into my room: Night, love you.

Me: Night Mom, love you too.

Mom: I don’t feel loved.

{Awkward silence}

Meanwhile, Teldryn: THEY SELL THE BEST SUJAMMA AT THE RETCHING NETCH. I’D KILL FOR A DECENT BOTTLE, NOW

Miraak: Hey, Dragonborn. It’s nice to finally be back in Tamriel.

Dovahkiin:I want you.

Miraak:what-

Ulfric Stormcloak ❌

Ulfric Stormcock ✅

Phineas and Ferb(2007-2015)

thisismygameface:

Literally a tiktok I made got rejected because I drew tiddies. DRAWN TIDDIES!!!!!

I bet this post gets removed cause I said tiddies.

justcallme-bucky:

ironman-tonystark:

I complained about getting older today and Freezer Burn said he had a solution for that. I don’t know if he was trying to recommend cryofreeze or he was threatening to kill me.

Yes.

muchymozzarella:

aziraphalesbian:

two-nipples-maybe-more:

dykeiel:

who-is-a-heretic-now:

mypoint… my pointis…..

dolphins

that’s my point

• big brains….
• size o f

?????????

• damned
• big brains
• the lot of them

not to mention the WhALeS

brainCITY

Kraken…

ooh…….

Great BIG BUGGER

• supposed to rise up
• right
• riiiiiightup
• right at the end

when the seaboils:)

WUH-

TH!!!!1!!1!!

THAS MA P ÖINT

WholeSeaBubblin’

• th  dolphins
• theWHALES?!?

EVVRYTHINGturning into

1. builibu
2. buib,,

????

. ..buibé? ??

…beibh

fish stew.

ANYWAY,

This is the most perfect representation of this amazing dialogue from the books and you’re all blessed 

I…
Huggy has a strong “Pennywise” vibe.

So here’s Huggywise.
You’re welcome. This is shit post.

Drawing made originally for @ghospice.

when you turn into a vampire you automatically have to get an accent if you don’t you’re not invitied to the parties

the next time you want ro say “i want to die” just replace it with one of your interests

for example:

“damn. i wanna draw”

“fuck. i hate everything. i want to dance”

“screw this history project. i guess i’ll just go look at the stars or whatever”

“that makes me want to freak frackin write a slam poem”

“fuck this. you know what? i’m so ready to play minecraft right now”