#shit post

I lowkey want ramen for breakfast. Not the real kind. Like Top Ramen. Roast beef flavor is my favorite, and it seems it’s everyone else’s too because I can never find it and have to purchase it off Amazon like the addict-of-shit-ramen I am.

To every anti that’s cross tagging; no you’re not cute. I don’t want to date you. Begone TOT and stop lurking my posts. It’s very creepy and unattractive. Also learn to read banners, you’re embarrassing yourselves

Y'all ugly // Vine

Damnit, Mulder.

apple needs to check their ego always capitalizing “mac” thinking i’m talking about computers… like no???? sweetheart i’m talking about mac and cheese

if she got a mortgage she don’t belong to the streets, she belong to the bank

I think about this post a lot

Thinking bout that one time I shoved 13 grapes in my mouth to show off, my brother beat my record by shoving 14 grapes in his mouth, this pissed me off so naturally I shoved 15 grapes in my mouth.

These weren’t small grapes either. I has to win, by almost choking myself. I HAD TO.

I may not be bi, but I do love my finger guns.

Thinking bout that time my art went viral and non of the credit went to me.

Context. I drew this comic in my friends notebook that she shared with her friends. It was a really fun way to bond with people. So the person who stole this comic was definitely someone I knew (never figured out who thou). So in other words someone saw the comic drew it on a computer then posted it online. This isn’t even the whole comic, plus when I thought I found out who did it I went to the link and it brought me to a dental website. I dont remember the whole comic (cause it was about three years ago). Anyways I was and still am salty bout that. However it was nice to know people thought I was funny. Also my sence of humor has changed a lot sence then. I’m pretty sure this is what cause me to start posting my art online. If my art was to be stolen it would be a whole lot easier to figure out who did it. I also like to make it hell to cover my signature on my art. Actually I usually sign twice on the same drawing. Once with my online username or a small part of my username and also my initials on the bottom of the page with the date. Somehow this was a huge ego boost and pissed me off enough to start an instagram page.

So thanks, but also duck you.

I was trying to decide between two shirts so I asked my friend which made me seem “fun and approachable but like I could still kill a man” and a stranger across the store said “that’s you” to their friend so if you’re ever wondering what my personality is like it’s the same as everyone else that shops at Bluenotes apparently

Every liquid is juice except actual juice which is liberated snow cone seasoning

Me pouring Gatorade onto a lamp: be with your family, electrolytes

Hey dog owners, be careful what you teach your dogs! You will never know the panic of peacefully listening to rain on a stormy night and being shocked out of it by desperate whining and scratching at your door at 1am. Before you can figure out what’s going on, your door slams open and really startles you, followed by a 30-pound lap dog that flops onto your clean laundry because he’s scared of rain. Moral of the story, dogs don’t need to know how to open doors! 

I have a problem.

How do draw gurl?

Am gurl, but what are boobs?

Where do waist lines go?

How do hips?

Help

Sometimes, I think my social skills suck but then I remember that when Americans says squirl, they mean squirrel

Tumblr’s defence for randomly deleting blogs:

Anyways tdbk canon