#internet has ruined me

I don’t know anything about anything

I know a combination of a staggering 0 things

Knowing things is not something I relate to

My humor consists of holding random objects at my dad’s face and telling him “you’re [object] in a mildly aggressive tone and him doing the same.

Example

*while making a salad*

Me: You are "fork”

Dad: You are “lettuce”

Extra points if you can also throw the object at the other person ex.“ You are” napkin"

I’m am almost done with in college :)

If you ever find yourself wondering if I’m flirting with you… I don’t. I am just polite and outgoing.

If you think I’m awkward and you get second hand embarrassment everytime you’re around me there you have it. I am trying and failing to flirt with you.

I will excel in this office, take my word for it

Quarantine dish : I have no respect

Ingredients :

Tortilla

Hazelnut Spread

Peanutbutter

Grapes

Pomegranate

Should I be concerned by how often my inner monologue is a dialogue?

Do mermaids give birth to babies or lay eggs?

During the quarantine I have been sleeping later and later. Hopefully by the end of it I will have made a full circle sleeping at a normal time

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