#sorcerer
Boba Fett flies over to Indiana Jones
Boba: WE MEET AGAIN, SOLO.
Indy: I’M NOT-
We’re approaching what appears to be the boss battle. The ‘leader’ is sitting in a throne behind a curtain, but his final protective forces are teleporting in one by one.
So far: Boba Fett, Megatron, Frieza, The Joker, Sauron, Skeletor, Azula, The Villain from the Last Crusade, Walter White, and Corypheus.
BUT WHO IS ON THE THRONE?????
DM: Toph holds up her hands- “I hear three people approaching.” The figures appear and you hear “Prepare for trouble- and make it double!”
Players: NO NO NO NO
DM: The renegade option pops up- Shepard and Masterchief both hit it and you hear two gunshots. When the smoke clears, Jessie and James are lying dead on the floor.
Elf Player: Where’s Meowth!?
DM: He and Happy are slap-fighting on the floor.
Elf Player: I stare at all the beautiful tough men here.
Druid: I leave Toph with my badger and run to Faryn (the elf)… You need me to wingman?
Elf: I don’t even know who I need help wing-manning with!
Druid: All of them? I’ll get started.
Indiana and Han are leaning against a wall facing each other, trying to see the resemblance. Shepard and Masterchief are trying to one-up each other with war stories.
After Han Solo is released from the cell, he walks over to the Elf Barbarian-
Han: Oh hello there, my name is Han *kisses hand*
Elf Barbarian: I role intimidate to keep my cool and seem awesome and scary. *rolls low*… I blush.
Druid Player: I intimidate him because he’s hitting on my friend. *rolls high* I CLIMB UP HIM AND GRAB HIS LAPEL.
Han: Why is this child climbing me?
Druid: I AM NO CHILD, I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. *slaps him*
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the eighth cell of allies.
DM: In the very last cell, you hear a young girl’s voice.
Druid Player: IS IT TOPH? CAN IT BE TOPH? LET IT BE TOPH. I run to the cell.
DM: It’s a small girl with bangs over her eyes, and green clothing on. She isn’t wearing shoes.
Ranger: Oh look, another halfling.
Toph: … I’m a child.
Ranger: Oh.
Druid: Sooooo… you’re a kid? Why are you in a cell? What kind of stuff do you like?
Toph: I like Earth bending… and Earth Bending… And… Earth bending?
Druid: Do you like animals? I have a badger.
Toph: Like a badgermole!? Can I meet him?!
Druid: No… like a badger. Moles are different things.
Toph: No, I mean a badgermole.
Druid: Badger… Mole.
Toph: Yeah, badgermole.
Druid: No, there’s a space between the words.
Ranger: No, space is where the dragon people with cool guns came from.
See who was in the seventh cell here.
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the seventh cell of allies.
A guy in green armor is kneeling on the gound, looking stoic, with his gun over his shoulder.
Ranger: I let him out and then knock on his helmet.
DM: A green holo-visor appears to protect him. He says “Thanks for freeing me, time to finish this fight.”
See who was in the sixth cell here.
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the sixth cell of allies.
DM: While Indy is introducing himself, you hear *wookie noise* from the next cell over.
Ranger: Oh, it’s a… Yeti? With Brown fur?
Cleric: Being brown doesn’t make him any less of a Yeti.
DM: *wookie noise* Suddenly a man steps out from behind the Yeti, who looks weirdly like the last guy. “Chewy, relax, they’re here to let us out.”
Ranger: You know you look a lot like the other guy?
Han: I’ve been getting that a lot lately, I don’t see it.
See who was in the fifth cell here.
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the fifth cell of allies.
DM: The next cell contains a human man, he has a whip at his side and a pretty cool hat.
Cleric: That’s a pretty cool hat. Do you have another one?
Indy: No. Indiana Jones, pleased to meet you.
See who was in the fourth cell here.
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the fourth cell of allies.
DM: The next cell is kinda weird. It’s just a semi-truck with a tractor trailer attached.
Ranger Player: HOW DID HE EVEN GET DOWN HERE?
DM: “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, I would be proud to fight by your side. I am Optimus Prime of Cybertron.” The truck starts folding into itsself until a huge robot is in front of you.
Ranger: I get the transformation magic, but why a weird carriage?
See who was in the third cell here.
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the third cell of allies.
DM: In the next cell is a scrawny man, sitting on the cell floor, with a really big sword next to him.
Ranger Player: Is it He-Man?
DM: I don’t know, is it? He shouts “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL-” and suddenly gets really buff.
See who was in the second cell here.
We arrive at the Dungeon, and approach the second cell of allies.
DM: You see a man in an orange jumpsuit with a small circle patch on his chest. He has large, spikey black hair and is doing pushups with one finger.
Ranger: Don’t worry, I’ll let you out!
Goku: Oh don’t worry about it, I can get myself out! *he rips open the bars* I was just waiting for a formidable opponent worth leaving for! Hi, I’m Goku!
See who was in the first cell here
After defeating the dodgeball team, Batman and Shepard try to shake down the Gnome, in search of their allies.
Gnome: They’re in the dungeon! I’m sorry! I’ll take you there! *they put him down* Upside- that was like, all the guards in the whole place. So A+ on that one.
We arrive at the dungeon and approach the first cell.
DM: You see a man with pink hair, no shirt, and a plaid scarf.
Elf Player: Are you serious right now?
DM: He says LET ME OUTTA HERE, I’M FIRED UP. There’s a small blue cat on his shoulder.
Ranger Player: NATSU?
Every character has their own routine - what’s yours?