#source greek-memes
Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?
Athena: What do you mean?
Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while
Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months
Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone
Ares: *nodding gravely* i know
Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!
Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting
Apollo: NOO SHES GONE
Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD
Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child
Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father
Zeus: Hey! I heard that!
pointless arguing continues
somewhere in the middle of the woods
Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*
One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?
Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope