#source superstore

Jonathan: Stop lurking!

Dio: I’m not lurking, I’m standing quietly in the shadows.

Jaune: Ren, quit lurking!

Ren: I’m not lurking, I’m standing quietly in the shadows.

Blake: I’m lurking.

Zach: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry-

Maxx: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time

chan: i never yell. even when i’m mad. i just push it down really deep and then sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night, panicked and sweaty for no reason

minho, watching jisung and felix interact: maybe we should allow bullying in schools if it’ll prevent stuff like this

baby:[crying]

seungmin: all right, hey, listen to me. you’re out of control, okay? you’re a baby, your life is not that hard. you’re embarrassing yourself

seungmin: well at least i didn’t tell you to smile

jisung: what’s wrong with telling you to smile?! you have a nice smile!

seungmin: i have an amazing smile, it lights up a room! but you don’t tell me when to smile, jisung. i will smile when i damn well please.

Pepper: You can’t just avoid doing things because it’s with people you hate.

Tony: if I wanted to avoid doing anything with people I hate, I would literally never leave the lab.

Steve: You are a bully!

Bucky: Well, I’d rather be a bully than a castrated garden gnome.

Steve: A.. garden gnome… what would you… even castrate?

Bucky: Who knows what’s under those little pants!!

(Waitress)

Jenna: I never yell. Even when I’m mad. I just push it down really deep and then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked and sweaty for no reason.

Natasha: Ah, so you’re stealing it.

Yelena: You can’t steal something that’s about to be destroyed. That’s like if somebody’s dying and then you kill them. Is that murder?

Natasha: That’s exactly what that is.