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Joonas: Niko has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Olli: That can’t be true!
Joonas: Watch this.
Joonas: Hey Niko, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Niko: *Throws himself out a window*
Niko, smugly, after security arrives to escort Joonas and Aleksi out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Joonas, in defeat: Let’s go.
Aleksi: Wait.
Joonas: What?
Aleksi: I’d kinda like to be carried out…
Joel: I love you.
Joonas, not paying attention: What was that?
Joel: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Niko: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Tommi: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
I forgot to post here.
I got a proof print of my book in the mail a week or so ago. I am pretty happy with it. A few things i will do differently layout-wise next time, but it’s fine.
Waiting on a foreword and then it will be ready to go. The final came out to like 220 -ish pages.
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Aether: I have a bad feeling about this…
Itto: What do you mean?
Aether: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get into trouble?
Itto: No?
Gorou: That actually explains so much.
Zhongli: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Childe: That sounds like a dare to me!
Zhongli: Dear Morax,
Luke:Do you think Din likes me?
Leia: Likes you as a friend, or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?
[Boba and Fennec are sitting on a bench]
Din: Why do you guys look so sad?
Boba:Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Din:*sits down*
Boba: The bench is freshly painted.
Din:
Grogu: I’m currently considering becoming a bother or a nuisance.
Grogu: Maybe even a menace or an inconvenience.
Grogu:I don’t know, I haven’t made up my mind yet.
Persephone: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health!
Hades: That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones!
Hades, texting: Honey, I’m sorry, I’m running a little late at the station. I’m going to be about half an hour late to our date.
Minthe, who forgot the date entirely and is rolling out of bed: You always do this!
Hades: Are you a cuddler?
Persephone: I’ve killed multiple people. I’m a machine of death and destruction.
Hades:…
Persephone: Gods, yes, hold me please.
Zeus: Are we doing anything today?
Hera: Spending time with the family.
Zeus: I meant anything that matters.
Hera: I just asked my sweet baby Hebe where she thought people go when they die.
Hera: Her answer? “They get to be happy and in peace forever and ever.“
Hades: I asked Zagreus the same thing.
Hades: He looked at me, smiled, and said, "Hell!”
Hermes: We all have our demons.
Hermes, grabbing Thanatos: This one’s mine!
Nicole: Waverly sometimes talks in her sleep, it’s adorable
Waverly, asleep: Fight me motherfucker… Square up bitch…
Nicole, lovingly: You get ‘em, babe
Waverly: Listen, I wanna date you. I really like you, Nicole, like, like-like you. More like, I’m in love with you. I love you, Nicole.
Nicole:
Waverly:
Nicole:
Waverly:
Nicole: Waverly, are you flirting with me ?
Kristen:Got called a lesbian in walmart earlier guys.
Adaine: What happened?
Kristen:I got called a lesbian in walmart.
Adaine: Yeah, but why?
Kristen:I was being a lesbian.
Adaine: In walmart?
Kristen: Yeah it was in walmart.
