#staring
King’s dream of the girl in crystal stasis and the path to find her soul
I swear she sees ghosts
Mom, I’m scared
Hehe
I work in an open plan office and my desk looks out towards the kitchenette area where colleagues prepare drinks and food.
Every day I have the pleasure of watching the female staff standing at the sink, washing their mugs and unknowingly showing off their bums. Most wear tight fitting trousers that accentuate the curve of their lovely bums.
One day a colleague walked up to the sink and she was wearing a short summer dress. The hem went down to mid thigh. She was bare legged and she was wearing sandals. Next to the sink is the fridge. I saw her open the door and crouch down to reach for something on the bottom shelf. As she did so the hem of her dress briefly lifted and I could see two bare cheeks and a black strip of material running down the middle. She was wearing a thong with a short dress! How daring!
After getting a snatched view of her peachy bum I turned my gaze quickly towards my computer screen. It was a privilege to see her bum but I did not want anyone to think that I was the office pervert!
My view of the daily bums is a pleasurable secret and I want to keep it that way.
When you leave ya gurl on read and someone new and hot slides into her DMs
AKA if I need to temporarily abandon my beloved @martymcdie88mph during a video chat, I prop up the phone because I know sweet Bill will take good care of her in my absence
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The video begins with a close up of the person filming’s face staring into the camera. They’re wearing white iris contacts with black pupils, a black fake moustache, and a brown wig cut sharply into a male haircut. They begin by saying:
“Some people were telling me that some of my cosplays aren’t accurate, and you know I have almost got a million followers on this app (tiktok), so I just wanted to make sure that I’m providing you with all the content that you so crave. So I’ve done extensive research, and really put together an outfit that I think is cannon, and that I think you guys will really appreciate.”
The video quickly cuts off their voice and switches to two pictures of Mario, from the Mario Oddessy game, in which he’s wearing a white wedding dress and veil while posing dramatically.
It then switches once more to a broader shot of the person in a similar dress and veil, with noticeable fake chest hair, striking a pose. After posing for a brief moment, they fluff the dress with their hands and begin speaking to the camera again:
“Can you get more cannon?”
It then switches frames again to an even broader shot of the person from farther away in the room before they speak again:
“Do I look f*king fire?? I’m gonna wear this and I’m gonna kick bowser right in the d**k!”
They then end the video by mimicking Mario’s voice and saying “Here we go!” Before shrugging passive aggressively.
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Hey!! I did want to note in the video that they were passive aggressive in their speech as well but I didn’t know if I should include tone indicators or if adding stuff like that would ruin the joke or be overly descriptive if you get what I mean? I’m probably overthinking it and will probably add tone indicators or figure out a way to describe that they’re being sarcastic I guess? If anyone has any tips feel free to let me know I’m 100% still feeling this out.
Like for example, when the person says ‘can you get more canon?’ Or ‘so I’ve done extensive research’ etc were supposed to be sarcasm but I know there are people who rely on tone indicators so I’ll have to see if maybe I can include (/s) or “they sarcastically said x” for example to spruce it up? I’m probably also answering my own questions, whoops.
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For context, the video begins with a background track from comedian Bo Burnham’s new comedy special ‘Inside’, which features a segment where he laugh’s and the audio glitches out over and over again.
The person in the video is laying down in bed, miming to the audio with an overlay of text, a format frequently used on Tik Tok.
The person first mimes the laughter with an overlay text above their head that reads “finally having the courage to come out as bi(sexual)” before fake recoiling as the audio glitches and changes the text to “GENDER”.
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Closed Captions Below:
Beginning of Video ID:
The person in this video is sitting down, facing to the left, and talking at their camera.
They begin by saying “It’s the 25th day of pride! Here’s your reminder;
Things don’t magically get better. [PAUSE] Sometimes you have to put in work. Sometimes, you have to let the process do what it does. Sometimes you have to speak up. Sometimes you have to stay quiet. Sometimes, you’re alone in it, but most of the time you’re not. No matter what dichotomies you face in life, just know that, it’s going to be okay. And whatever you feel like is right, is right. I love you, happy pride.”
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I wanted to make this my first video description to end off pride since I took a break :^) If there’s anything I should change or a better way to set up the Video ID let me know, I wanna make it pretty spiffy looking if I can <3