#stefan salvatore x oc

Stefan: Where’s Y/n?

Katherine: Doing stuff.

Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?

Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.

Stefan: Kai?

Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.

Stefan: And you?

Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.

Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.

Elena: yeah, how big your problems?

Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?

Damon:what?

Elena & Stefan:what?

Y/n: You know, it’s at times like this where I wish I had listened to what Damon told me

Stefan: What did he tell you?

Y/n: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening

Stefan: Y/n, come here. It’s time to open your Christmas Present.

Y/n:*appears wearing nothing but a bow*

Stefan: On second thought, maybe I should open my gift first…

Katherine: Can I kill her?

Stefan: No.

Damon: No.

Y/n: Not in public.

Damon: *says something rude towards Y/n*

Y/n: Shut up or I’ll fuck your brother

Matt: *chokes on his coffee*

Y/n: No choking! That’s my job, on Stefan’s co-

Stefan to Kai: If you were a flower, which one would you be?

Y/n about Kai: A cactus.

Stefan: I’m not sure that’s a—

Y/n: It’s green, it’s beautiful, and it stabs people.

Stefan:…

Kai:(blushes)