#elena gilbert x you
On a cliff of a random mountain…
Y/n, grabbing Elena’s arm to prevent her from falling : Elena , you’re too heavy! I can’t hang on..
Elena: Pretend I’m one of Mikaelson, Y/n!
Y/n:*lets go of Elena without hesitation*
Elena: NOT ELIJAH, NOT ELIJAH-!
Y/n:*immediately grabs Elena’s arm again*
Y/n:You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
Elena: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?
Y/n:No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.
Y/n: Elena hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let her in
Elena: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Y/n: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Elena: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Y/n: I wore Elena’s clothes
Elena: There it is
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Katherine: Can I kill her?
Stefan: No.
Damon: No.
Y/n: Not in public.
Elena: I’ll cook dinner tonight
Y/n: Is that a threat?
Y/n:Katherine makes me feel things.
Elena: What things?
Y/n:Feelings.
Elena:Katherine makes you feel feelings?
Y/n:Yeah.
Elena: How dare she.
Y/n: Your existence is confusing.
Elena: How so?
Y/n:Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Elena: So, how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Y/n: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Y/n: *trying to wake up Katherine* Don’t make me get the water bucket.
Katherine:You wouldn’t.
Elena: *walking past dripping wet* Yes, she would.
Y/n: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Elena: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself.
Y/n: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Y/n: Katherine is still mad about it, but me and Elena were drunk and thought it was funny.
