#kai parker x yn
Y/n: Now Kai, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Kai: That’s because you’re short
Y/n:
Kai, sweating: I take it back
Kai:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Y/n:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Kai:Yes.
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Bonnie: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kai: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!
Y/n:In that case, we're definitely lost.
Judge: How do you plead?
Kai:[looks at Y/n]
Y/n:[mouths “not guilty”]
Kai:Hot milky.
Y/n: [slams her head on the table] For Saint’s sake just lock him up
Stefan to Kai: If you were a flower, which one would you be?
Y/n about Kai: A cactus.
Stefan: I’m not sure that’s a—
Y/n: It’s green, it’s beautiful, and it stabs people.
Stefan:…
Kai:(blushes)
Bonnie: But why would they want to kidnap Kai?!
Y/n: Certainly not because they’ve met him, if they had they’d have given him back by now.
Bonnie: You’re supposed to be worried about them, you’re his girlfriend!
Y/n: But i am wrong?
