#tvd oc
Klaus: so… what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Katerina: depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Klaus:yes
Katerina: i’d sleep
Landon:Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her you’ll kill me?
Klaus:No, if you hurt Hope, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself.
Landon:Hope?
Klaus:No , Katerina…
Klaus:My wife
Katerina: It’s time for plan B.
Hope: We have a plan B?
Katerina: No, but it’s time for one.
Katerina:When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.
Nikolai: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Klaus: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Katerina: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Klaus: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Katerina: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Klaus: What if they hurt me ?
Katerina: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Klaus: A little better, thanks
Diamond: You two have a weird relationship
Klaus: *asleep on the couch*
Katerina: *rubbing Klaus’s face lovingly*
Katerina: *whispering* Bitch.
Rebekah:Katerina… wake up.
Katerina, drowsy: Mhh… Five more minutes.
Rebekah: Come on, I even made breakfast for us!
Katerina: Lies, I don’t hear the smoke alarm.
Hope: hey Mom, don’t know if you noticed but i slipped a little note into your lunch to say how much i love you.
Katerina: thanks Hope, that’s really sweet but-
Katerina, holding up a ten page letter: this is not a little note
Klaus: Every time Y/n gets mad at me I go to the kitchen and squeeze the lids of the jars so she has to ask for help to me
[Glass breaking in background]
Klaus: it haven’t worked yet but someday it will
Y/n: i’m a woman of action. you have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.
Elijah: you never apologize.
Y/n: well I would if I had ever been wrong.
Y/n: “Promise me that you wont start any fights this time.”
Klaus: “Fine, I promise I wont start any fights.”
Y/n: “Thank you.”
Klaus: “…..I will finish them though.”
Pietro: Fine, I admit it, I ate the rest of your pizza. What do you want?
Y/n: A new brother.
Y/n:Hope! Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Hope, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Nikolai, whispering back: Because I have little hands.
Hope:Because he has little hands, Mama.
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
Katherine: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Katherine: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Y/n: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Katherine: What if they hurt me ?
Y/n: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Katherine: A little better, thanks
Caroline: You two have a weird relationship
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Katherine: Can I kill her?
Stefan: No.
Damon: No.
Y/n: Not in public.
Y/n: Your existence is confusing.
Elena: How so?
Y/n:Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Elena: So, how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Y/n: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Judge: How do you plead?
Kai:[looks at Y/n]
Y/n:[mouths “not guilty”]
Kai:Hot milky.
Y/n: [slams her head on the table] For Saint’s sake just lock him up
Damon : You’re so short, what can you even see down there?
Y/n: Your IQ.
Bonnie: But why would they want to kidnap Kai?!
Y/n: Certainly not because they’ve met him, if they had they’d have given him back by now.
Bonnie: You’re supposed to be worried about them, you’re his girlfriend!
Y/n: But i am wrong?
