#damon salvatore x oc

Kai: So, who’s in charge here?

Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.

Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.

Elena: yeah, how big your problems?

Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?

Damon:what?

Elena & Stefan:what?

Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?

Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.

Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.

Y/n: Talk to me about what?

Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*

Y/n: … Keep talking.

Y/n: You know, it’s at times like this where I wish I had listened to what Damon told me

Stefan: What did he tell you?

Y/n: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening

Katherine: Can I kill her?

Stefan: No.

Damon: No.

Y/n: Not in public.

Damon: *says something rude towards Y/n*

Y/n: Shut up or I’ll fuck your brother

Matt: *chokes on his coffee*

Y/n: No choking! That’s my job, on Stefan’s co-

Y/n: You remind me of someone I once dated

Kol: Were they smart, funny, and drop-dead gorgeous?

Y/n: More like obnoxious, annoying, and a pure dumbass.

Damon*from across the room*: HEY! WE’RE STILL DATING WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN THE PAST TENSE

Y/n: That’s the part you chose to focus on???

Damon : You’re so short, what can you even see down there?

Y/n: Your IQ.