#tvd roleplay
Diamond: It seems like you get really upset when Katerina is linked to other guys
Klaus:No
Diamond:No?
Klaus:No. I just wanna kill them
Katherine: Are you nervous?
Y/n:Yes.
Katherine: Is this your first time?
Y/n: No, I have been nervous before.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
Katherine: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Katherine: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Y/n: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Katherine: What if they hurt me ?
Y/n: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Katherine: A little better, thanks
Caroline: You two have a weird relationship
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Katherine: Can I kill her?
Stefan: No.
Damon: No.
Y/n: Not in public.
Tyler:You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this.
Y/n: How do you know this?
Tyler: Quicksand does not have any hands.
Y/n:…
Y/n: If the quicksand doesn’t kill you, I fucking will.
Y/n: Your existence is confusing.
Elena: How so?
Y/n:Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Elena: So, how’d you convince the whole squad to betray me? What’d you offer them?
Y/n: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Judge: How do you plead?
Kai:[looks at Y/n]
Y/n:[mouths “not guilty”]
Kai:Hot milky.
Y/n: [slams her head on the table] For Saint’s sake just lock him up
Damon : You’re so short, what can you even see down there?
Y/n: Your IQ.
Bonnie: But why would they want to kidnap Kai?!
Y/n: Certainly not because they’ve met him, if they had they’d have given him back by now.
Bonnie: You’re supposed to be worried about them, you’re his girlfriend!
Y/n: But i am wrong?
Tue, 11 Aug 2015 19:07:21