#katherine pierce x you
Katherine, walking into a room: Hi Y/n!
Caroline: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Bonnie: It seems like you get really upset when Y/n is linked to other guys
Katherine:No
Bonnie:No?
Katherine:No. I just wanna kill them
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Katherine: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Katherine: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Y/n: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Katherine: What if they hurt me ?
Y/n: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Katherine: A little better, thanks
Caroline: You two have a weird relationship
Katherine: Can I kill her?
Stefan: No.
Damon: No.
Y/n: Not in public.
Y/n:Katherine makes me feel things.
Elena: What things?
Y/n:Feelings.
Elena:Katherine makes you feel feelings?
Y/n:Yeah.
Elena: How dare she.
Y/n: *trying to wake up Katherine* Don’t make me get the water bucket.
Katherine:You wouldn’t.
Elena: *walking past dripping wet* Yes, she would.
Y/n: Katherine, last night you got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Katherine: No I didn’t-
Y/n: I specifically remember you saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”
Y/n: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Y/n: Katherine is still mad about it, but me and Elena were drunk and thought it was funny.
Y/n, pointing: May I sit there?
Katherine: That’s my lap.
Y/n: That doesn’t answer my question, Kath.
