#this is so accurate

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witchstock:

I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

tripleaxeldiaz:

my favorite part of heartstopper is charlie texting his friends “NICK INVITED ME TO A PARTY I’M SCREAMING AHFKFHSKDH” with a completely straight face. that’s REALISM

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blvnk-art:

explaining the messy kitchen


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vandysgf:

mystictober day 8: jaehee x mc / vacation

jaehee x mc + vacation

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It may have been a passing comment, but it was one that had stuck to you ever since you attended your first RFA party.

“I must ask Sherlocking to retrieve my lost vacation days,” Jaehee says with a little laugh after welcoming the detective and checking the his name on the guest list. It was said lightly, but you felt the truth in her words, especially after the soft sigh that escapes her before you both move on to the next guest.

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23:

clockworkbee:

It’s ironic how all three of Madoc’s daughters are like him in their own ways.

First, there’s Vivi, who hates him but just like him, falls in love with a mortal girl.

Then there’s Jude, who’s an exact junior version of him except, she makes better choices.

And then, there’s Taryn, who loved her spouse and never wanted to kill him but instincts got the worst of her.

i’m in love with this analysis!!

ok but op makes some rlly good points

kaspbrichie:

book reddie stans know what i mean

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airurofiiru:

song: hozier - take me to church


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chiropteracupola:making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the po

chiropteracupola:

making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands


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uswnt-hearteyes:

Through the magic of science and my extreme aesthetic wisdom I have finally determined what a preath love child would look like

Are you ready?!

Pepper: What are you doing? That’s one of Tony’s attack drones! It’ll destroy everything in this park!
Harley: …oh. 
Harley, to Peter: Did you know that?
Peter: No I did not.
Harley: Yeah we didn’t know that. 
Peter: It’s okay! We’ll just use the controller to land it. Harley, where’s the controller?
Harley: I don’t have it. I thought you had it.
Peter: I don’t have it.
Harley: Yeah we don’t have it.

symposium-and-chill:

Alcibiades: So, Socrates, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Socrates: It’s frowned upon.

Alcibiades: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That’s okay, right?

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law 

there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter

hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously 

maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this 

the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell

mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there 

henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real 

at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc 

there was a musical episode

nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious 

HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT 

WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS

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jetru:

saltwaffle:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like:
“omg omg lemon starts HERE”

y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags andfilters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no


remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

lanternwisp:

nyxqueen97:

nyxqueen97:

i simply wish writers would emphasize jason and talia’s platonic relationship so ppl in this fandom can get their heads out of their ass about their relationship 

like yea winick fucked up in the end with talia and her characterization but holy shit i’d rather ppl actually try to salvage the relationship than crapping all over it in order to take agency away from jason or saying “talia always been evil and manipulated jason into becoming a demon head even tho that makes no fucking sense lolz  ”

like idk the way ppl are obsessed about ppl having no agency outside of bruce’s feelings kinda urks me

I actually have so many feelings about this. Talia’s primary character motivation is consistently LOVE. Though she initially saved Jason out of love for Bruce, she quickly came to care for him in his own right.

The shift she made from “your father mourns you” to “he’s got a new robin and you are unavenged” is so interesting because on one hand yes, this is a sign that she is now too attached to Jason to let him go. On the other, bearing in mind Talia’s own worldview, she likely 100% believes that Bruce has let Jason down. Why should Bruce get Jason back? Talia is surrounded by cold, prideful men who can’t prioritize their children - she can do it better.

All of this is put into even sharper perspective with the inclusion of Damian into canon. Talia’s already lost one son to an inadequate patriarch. She still risks the wrath of her father, who has control over Damian, to put Jason in the pit and smuggle him out of the League. That’s love! That’s brave! It is, technically, also kidnapping once she willfully keeps an underage Jason from Bruce.

But that’s the interesting thing about Talia’s character. Her grey morals and her loving motivations are not mutually exclusive, but go hand in hand. She is in no small part responsible for helping create Red Hood, but that was never about punishing Bruce. She thought, every step of the way, that she was helping and empowering Jason, and Jason himself would probably agree.

a11y-kat:

Artists looking at their hands to figure out which side of the hand the thumb is on

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