#tommy and techno
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Techno: How petty can you get?
Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about