#wilbur soot dsmp
Wilbur, putting honey in his coffee: Hell yes. Get in that bean juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
Ranboo: do you accept constructive criticism on your sentences?
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Tommy: y’know, we’re like brothers!
Wilbur:
Tommy: Wha- are you crying??
Wilbur, crying: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Tommy: to what???
Wilbur: to you
Tommy: Hey, I can cook!
Wilbur: Offering people gum is not cooking.
Wilbur: The opposite of Ghostbusters: Ghostmakers, where you create ghosts!
Wilbur:
Wilbur:…
Wilbur: I have been informed that this is called killing people.
normalize being a smarmy bastard. a real scoundrel, if you will.
normalize being a smarmy bastard. a real scoundrel, if you will.
vestige of a leader
in which there are too many things going on at once
patron saint of something or other
past lives couldn’t ever hold me down
wow am I sure glad ghostbur is happy and hanging out with everyone on the dsmp
had ycgma on repeat lately ⭕️
wake up babe more vilbur art
he’s a little worse for wear
two sides of the same coin