#wilbur soot dream smp
Wilbur, putting honey in his coffee: Hell yes. Get in that bean juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
Ranboo: do you accept constructive criticism on your sentences?
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Tommy: y’know, we’re like brothers!
Wilbur:
Tommy: Wha- are you crying??
Wilbur, crying: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Tommy: to what???
Wilbur: to you
Tommy: Hey, I can cook!
Wilbur: Offering people gum is not cooking.
Wilbur: The opposite of Ghostbusters: Ghostmakers, where you create ghosts!
Wilbur:
Wilbur:…
Wilbur: I have been informed that this is called killing people.
I just,,
“I love you so” “Please let me go.”
Crimeboys angst yum
I will now retrieve into my corner and wait until crimeboys make lore streams again
vestige of a leader
in which there are too many things going on at once
patron saint of something or other
wow am I sure glad ghostbur is happy and hanging out with everyone on the dsmp
therapy is expensive
watching c!wilbur fantasise about killing c!dream for what he did to c!tommy repeatedly? that’s free
if this becomes canon because they both hate c!dream i will simply die
this is canon guys trust me
i’m not a guy but i want this
tfw you’re taking yourself hostage
little cat
I Hope He Scratches Out c!Dream’s Eyes With His Claws
c!wilbur probably has twenty (20) notebooks on-hand at any time
they are currently now all filled with “fuck dream”
how it felt upon realizing that c!wilbur repeatedly killing c!dream was just a fantasy
c!wilbur’s back after carrying the entire dsmp on it
inconsolable differences is one of my permanent favourite lore stream now
the acting is so raw and real, but there’s a lot of planning behind it
it’s the perfect balance for lore
thinking about the c!wilbur quote “I have never lied to you, Tommy. I’ve been wrong, but I’ve never lied to you” in hitting on 16
he was so wrong about exile, but when he said “You’ll have your discs back by the end of the day”, he wasn’t lying
he has truly never lied to c!tommy
i think c!wilbur should be allowed to murder
he’s already shown he’ll use it for a good cause!
mfw the differences are inconsolable
