#wei wuxian
I can’t blame lwj for trusting so much in wwx’s capabilities
My thoughts go to all the people who had to unwillingly listen to wangxian’s everyday at least once in their lives
Thank you WangXian for inventing love
“Keep my shijie’s name out of your fucking mouth!”
Inspo:https://twitter.com/gremlinyibito/status/1508480453006741505?s=21&t=GpTSjWWnYESJ-CU0E_pmYg
Boost bc this is the one thing I’ve actually worked on in the past 2 weeks without wanting to die
“Keep my shijie’s name out of your fucking mouth!”
Inspo:https://twitter.com/gremlinyibito/status/1508480453006741505?s=21&t=GpTSjWWnYESJ-CU0E_pmYg
Jin Guangyao: *making a crossword* Two words for disappointment.
Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.
Wei Wuxian:Hey!
Jin Guangyao: It fits…
Wei Wuxian: My head hurts.
Jiang Cheng: that’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.
Wei Wuxian: why do you always have to attack me with words?!
Jiang Cheng: would you rather that I used rocks instead?
Jin Guangyao: Sect leader Jiang No—
Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng! Jin Ling is missing!
Jiang Cheng: what am I supposed to do about it? Do you think that me and Sect leader Jin arranged to microchip him in case he got lost or something?
Wei Wuxian: well, did you?
Jiang Cheng:
Jiang Cheng: of course I did.
Jiang Cheng: here wait a second, Jin Guangyao has the tracking thing.
Jin Guangyao: *after sleeping with Wen Ruohan to gain his trust* and remember if you sleep with an older man.
Wei Wuxian: *on Mo Xuanyu body* it’s not called having daddy issues.
Jin Guangyao: it’s called caring for the elder.
Jin Guangyao: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jiang Cheng: *turning to Wei Wuxian* how tall are you?