#why am i like this

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I saw a cute dog while walking upstairs and in the excitement of ‘ooh, dog!’ banged my head agains the stairs.

My headband broke.

Dean: Hey Cas. If I had 2 kids and you had 2 kids, how many kids would there be?

Cas *confused*: There would be 4…

Dean: No, just 2.

Cas: Did you just- what is happening?

Sam: I think you’re supposed to ask him out first before you ask to start a family…

Dean:

*Dean finds a scared kid hiding in a closet during a hunt*

Dean *gets in and closes door*: Hey buddy, you’re gonna be alright. My buddies are taking care of it, okay?

*10 mins later*

Cas: Okay Dean, you can come out now.

Dean: Uh okay Cas… I guess I’m only 50 percent straight and like 100 percent gay for you.

Cas: Wow, I’m in love with you too, Dean but I meant that the ghost is gone…

Sam: Your math does not add up at all.

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