#why am i doing this
Querying trenches
I can’t believe I’m doing this again. Yet here we are: Excel spreadsheet, query tracker, MSWL, the whole damn thing. I swear I will get that trad contract if it kills me. Which it might.
The last time I did this was from 2010-2016, when I did finally get a trad contract…only to have it fall through. That was fun.
So… I don’t know why I decided to create this blog today but here it is. Have no idea what to do with it or how Tumblr works in general. I just wanted to share my art with someone so let this page be.
And Curvo and Tyelko with it.
Because my brain is apparently on crack, Sanders Sides Finding Nemo AU.
Virgil is nemo
Janus is Marlin
Remus is Dory
Crush is Remy
Squirt is Emile
Logan is Peach/Gil
Roman is Gurgle/Bloat
Patton is Deb/Jacques
Thomas is Nigel
Just for fun, the three sharks are Andy, Thomas’s ice maker, and the assassin character from his shorts.
the signs as shit my friends and i once said
aries: do you ever wanna angrily push all of the things off your desk and then grab a lamp or something and smash it against the wall and then stop for a second and then dramatically storm out of your house slamming the door?
taurus: i can reassure you that i’m not an old man
gemini: i meant just like glass, but if i said glass you’d think of glass
cancer: *watching a video of a monkey falling* i can’t explain the satisfaction it gave me when the fucker fell
leo: i feel like you are all studying me for identity theft purposes
virgo: *gets a tissue and wipes off sweat off of forehead* so did you or did you not click on the porn link?
libra: i would marry hera. she sounds like a bad bitch
scorpio: i’m suing the daily mail for emotional abuse
sagittarius: *talking to capricorn* i am 100% convinced you are a god, but like the gay coded kind
capricorn: i’m dropping out and stealing credit cards. this is the last you’ll hear of me
aquarius: might as well go ahead and sell feet pics. nothing matters anymore we are all going to die
pisces: passing math is for losers, i’m going to cry myself to sleep
Why am I everyone in this photo
Me, during sex:
Fuck fuck fuck fuck…
Me, during a mental breakdown:
Fuck fuck fuck fuck…
Dectective Daisuke Kanbe:
me an alleged suspect:
skeleton pp
Here, have some memes I made for a smau I haven’t even started on + some that fit.
Im making memes for a smau fic that I’m not even sure I’m going to write. The fucking clownery. Am I really doing this at 3am? Yes.
