#wrong quotes
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
Dirk: Hey everyone do you dare me to kiss Priest?
Everyone: Uh no?..
Dirk: Haha alright I can’t believe you dared me to do this!
Everyone: But we didn’t…
Dirk: Guys y’all SO crazy haha here I go!
Eggsy: Ohhh, I bet you look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed!
Harry: No matter how many times you compliment me I’m not going to make your bed.
Eggsy: So what’s the wi-fi password?
Harry: Let me remind you, young man, we’re at a funeral.
Eggsy: With or without space in between?
Will as a child: Jake I can’t sleep. I’m afraid of Frankenstein.
Jacob: I think you mean Frankensteins monster. Frankenstein was the doctor.
Jacob: Although, admittedly I am more afraid of Frankenstein than his monster. I personally find unethical and irresponsible medical practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you.
Will:
Luke: I am hot and I’m cool
Luke: I guess you could say I’m… lukewarm