Zenny 2020!!

My late birthday’s gift for him! \(//∇//)\ I don’t know why I draw him with these outfit, it’s just my ínpiration? Lolol~

❤️Happy birthday, my Zenny!! ❤️

[pt. 3 here!] – i legitimately rushed to get this ready before late-night work yesterday and then hit “draft” instead of “queue,” I’m an idiot

As we enter the homestretch, I’ll warn you… things get a little surreal. 

Like, even more than usual.

Like,Scrappy being a butterfly and fishmonger.

He may admittedly be in the seafood transportation sector, but that’s really up to the reader’s interpretation. 

Seriously now, things get weirdas it devolves. Here’s another section generated, verbatim:

Who’s talking? 

What’s the competition? 

What vendetta does the hand-ghost have against it? I don’t have answers.

…frankly, if I did have answers, that would be even moreconcerning.

But hey, new character alert! There’s a Captain Ramsey now.

…oh yeah, and let’s not forget about Mr. Velma too.

Earlier we had Mr. Daphne, now Mr. Velma… the neural network discovered fanfiction!

Of course you may rightly be wondering – what’s Mr. Velma’s area of expertise as a scientist?

…it’s space. 

Yes,the gang is going to outer space.

Don’t ask me who Felicious is. My money’s either on “rapper”or“Shakespearean nobleman.”

So yeah, they’re in space now, asking questions – when a planet glows in the dark, what causes that?

…water.Likeduh.

C’mon, people. You shouldn’t have to rely on Mr. Velma to explain this stuff.

They somehow manage an almost real-sounding planetary discussion…

…oh yeah, and D.B. Cooper is with them too.

We looked everywhere on earth for him… but he wasn’t on earth at all.

Only three excerpts from the end, however, we’ve exhausted our supply of normalcy. Reality melts down further by the second.

For instance here, I find myself asking:

1. Are they back on Earth now?

2. What?

3.Seriously,what?

I’ve spent five minutes just trying to find what to say here… I’ve got nothing.

At least fortunately, a (maybe) spooky creature shows up in typical Scooby-Doo fashion…

…unfortunately… Scooby is now Velma’s uncle.

insert “monkey’s uncle” joke here or something, my brain hurts

After an adventure so grand, so chaotic – even bringing them to outer space – what could possibly conclude a saga like this?

…of course. I should have known.

Some random nonsense and Velma not being old enough to be elected governor. 

Ok.We’re done. It’s all done. It’s over. If you need me, I think I’m gonna go lay down and see if my brain can unmelt.

[pt. 2 here! / pt. 4 coming!]

We rejoin our intrepid adventurers doing what they do best…

…whimpering, panicking, and… callingthemselves for help?

The 3 of you that are old Homestarrunner fans will see the Best Caper Ever similarities. The rest of you will, rightly, just think us weird.

With the introduction of a plane crash, we get somewhere in the vicinity of a real plot…

…which may have been caused by a… pizza factory.

Pizzeria,pizza factory, taqueria,taco depot. Same thing.

And speaking of food, a new character is introduced, bringing a small sandwich. Shaggy responds…

…by screaming, and then immediately chilling out.

I especially like how it’s “this time.” The implication that this is a repeat situation, and Mr. Moss primarily just brings them sandwiches.

Butoh no! 

…like,really oh no. They all agree.

…though I gotta say, Fred has a very optimistic perspective on the future of sea beasts.

Sea Beasts of Tomorrow: the ‘50s educational short we desperately need.

Next, everybody, um… they sorta… well, they…

…

…well,they get really into sea cows.

Imagine it as a real episode. The plot just comes screechin’ to a halt, and everyone gets obsessed about an extinct sea-bound mammal for a bit.

Which is shortly followed by a scene that can only be described as a carbon monoxide leak…

…or an excerpt from a lost Samuel Beckett play.

“…what shall I say of today? That with Shaggy my friend, at this place, until the fall of night, I waited for Fred-ot? That Scrappy passed with his carrier, and he spoke to us? But in that, what truth will there be?”

But then, out of nowhere… Tonyshows up.

And with him ushers in the… Blue Shaggysubplot?

Oh, that’s just classicTony.

I’m trying to follow, here. So they met some alternate Shaggy in an alley?

Who can read minds, and they have to run from?

…wait,is Blue Shaggy actually a cohesive villain?

He’s a robot! Blue Shaggy is a mind-reading robot, impersonating a member of the gang!

I can’t believe it. The neural network actually has a plot going!

…aaaaand Fred’s making up words and putting blood on his hands to keep vampires away.

Guess things are back to normal, folks.

…normal as AI-generated Scooby-Doo can get, that is.

[april fools 2022 – introductory post/pt. 1 here!]

We re-join the gang with mystery already in process, humming along to themselves…

…and thus begins the recurring theme of speaking in triplicate.

You’ve got your garden-variety mysteries, your mysteries about mysteries, and then your mysteries aboutmystery-mysteries.

Scrappy is, as some of you may be glad to hear, in some kind of peril…

…and he’s Scrappy. Scrappy is Scrappy. 

We must be certain about this fact.

Anddang, son, the sass comin’ out of Scooby at the end there.

Next, Velma uses the phrase “up-vote”… which feels weird enough already…

…but the fact that someone “gaspers” just takes it up a notch.

Y’see, y'got your three basic kinds of noises. Roaring, rumbling, and gaspering.

Shortly after, Shaggy informs Scooby he must… prepare to splat?

…and now I’m starting to think there might actually be three Scrappy-Doos.

Fun fact: in the stuff left on the cutting room floor, the phrase "prepare to splat" recurs a surprising number of times. 

This next section actually comes out fairly normally, though!

…including scrappy suggesting Scooby cluck like a chicken if he’s in the mood.

But this next bit, um… where do I even begin.

It generated no names, the formatting is all wonky–… 

…

…y’know what, here. This is it verbatim.

Do with this information as you will.

Somehow, I doubt the AI will ever get Ghosts In The Fog And A Butt-Touching Dog adapted into a real episode.

[pt. 3 here!]

[introduction here! /pt.2 here!]

Our artificial episode starts the same as any real episode – with Daphne forcibly taking over an island.

Ah, “Acting dumb is for fools”. Words to live by.

But then the mystery begins! The gang learns of some ghost-beasts being searched for…

…which Shaggy soon solves bytaking 150 ghost-beastsand just… placing them elsewhere.

Insert gif of Patrick here. Y’know, thatone.

Next, the gang gets… gets, um… a little confused.

…ok, maybe a lotconfused.

Tune in next week to the exciting conclusion of “was a ghost a ghost." 

We’re also treated the first appearance of Scrappy-Doo…

…who’s…performing some kind of ritual? Maybe? Any guesses?

Also, Daphne, technically it’s SirScoob.

Now, the apparent ghost-capital they’re exploring is, as we learn, located by a cliff cliff…

…and Fred has a line so delightful it should be in a real episode.

Ghost-beasts, man. Even geological formations are scared of ‘em.

At this point, the neural network generating this gets a little… audio-notation-happy.

…oh yeah, and “Mr. Daphne” happens too.

Even gumming and crowding can’t really compete with that.

It’s only after a discussion on supernatural employment, though, that the first audio-notation peak is hit…

…and no matter how hard I try, I can’t even imagine.

Whose giggly yelling is it? Velma’s? The ghost’s, during its ghost work? 

Scrappy then reprises his concerning messages from the demon sequence…

…and is somehow more-concerning than when he was summoning a demon.

The laughing? Maybe his. The hisses? Maybe the demon’s. The gulf? …Mexico’s?

Of course, it has to cap off with the greatest stage direction of all time…

…most scooby mumbles.

Which coincidentally was the name of my grunge band in college.

Crossing dressing Utapri?

IM SURE YOU ALL HAVE SEEN THE CROSS DRESSING APRIL FOOLS METAMORPHOSE CONCEPT FOR UTAPRI

Deep inhale. Deep exhale.

I’m fine. This is fine- THIS IS NOT FINE AIDBUSBDJDBSIDBDIBDISBDJS

Its perfect. Literally perfect. It’s everything. It is everything.

Also as you can imagine. I’m having an absolute meltdown over Ren. I can’t even put my feelings about this into words. He’s so perfect.. so perfect. What a perfect man.

Okay anyways before I have a meltdown for the- god idk if I can even count how many times I’ve had meltdowns over this at this point but anyways- BEFORE THAT HAPPENS I WANT TO SHARE CONTENT IN CASE ANYONE DIDNT GET ACESS TO THE WEBSITE.

11 gifs of 11 perfect men.. who are also winking.

If you would like to see these gifs, and treasure them for yourself please follow up with my next two posts! Because of the 10 image limit I can’t put them all together on one post so I’m putting Starish and Quartet Night on 2 separate posts.

*also in case anyone who follows me is confused why I’m posting this. Well this is a Ren appreciation account, and I do just usually do quotes but I don’t wanna completely limit myself to just quotes in case things like this happen. Occasionally it might be some content like this if I can get my hands on it. After all- we need to appreciate the beauty of Ren in this concept*

Here are the preview concepts; *I do not own any of the art*

[Text:

“What do you think we should do for April 1st, Cthulhu?”

Cthulhu: PRETEND TO BE SANE.

“You’re right - that sounds like an excellent joke.”]

Question since April Fools is coming up

Is sticking paper fish on people’s back a thing in other countries or is it just France doing that?

borberlans 3 (the third one)

oh god is it that time again already? no no im not ready aarggh uh oh i didnt think this would happen so fast

look i appear to have gotten myself into a terrible situation of very good art which is i cannot do the very good art this year. im very busy. there are ob ligations which ba d people would like me not to miss

which is why i must entrust the duty of very good art bringer to the peoples themselves!!!!!!!!

rules:

1. reblogging this post contractually obligates you to make good art, which people can send requests for (to you) via asks. i talked to a lawyer so don’t get smart with me, i know how this works (deadline of 12 am PT to complete everything)
2. send the participating good art people characters or ships (unless they do not want ships….) to draw that are at least some what borderlands related please we need to keep on brand
3. speaking of brand, please use only the highest grade tools of excellence for art (mrs. paint) or tools of a somewhat similar variety in your less good art program of choice. check the #borberlans tag on this blog of fine art for examples
4. tag it as #borberlans
5. all artwork made today (and probably tomorrow if we are so lucky) by ME the good art boy PANDORANSUNSET is free to use for whatever you wish (icons and so on) for eternity till the end of time. credit is desired. ask other good artists if you can use their works though. sharing is caring
6. meet your quota :))))))))))))))))))
7. (optional) make yourself a very good art icon to show your loyalty

please help me they want my knee caps

okay that is all good people please go off and do good art for me. if a man named marcus asks where i am, tell him you had your tongue cut out or something of a similar variety and nature okay goodbye

three

thousand

crabs

April fools prank gone wrong feat. Cercy

Hope you enjoy

Translations for the event on BSD’s official twitter

1. Please introduce yourself.

Chuuya:Self-introduction, huh? Before asking someone’s name, isn’t it right that you introduce yourself first? Come on, say your name.
… Well, forget it. I won’t gain anything by knowing your name anyway.

My name?! How persistent.
It’s Chuuya, Nakahara Chuuya.
The name’s a bit well-known in my old school, you know.

Verlaine:Have you… ever felt solitude?
True solitude is that of a lone comet that flies in space.
Even a lonely comet with no hope of being healed can still fly side by side with others, as long as they have the same loneliness and the same temperature.

Me? I am Chuuya’s brother.

2. Please tell us something memorable that happened today.

Chuuya: I don’t want to remember it, but it would be Verlaine coming to school.
Seriously, please stop it.
Don’t ride my bike without asking for permission.
Nah, don’t ride it even if you ask.
Don’t just use stuff from my fridge and make a bento.
I make my own bento, you know!

Verlaine: I rode Chuuya’s bicyle and it was a pretty pleasant ride. Aside from that, hmm…
There was a familiar face in Chuuya’s school, so I went to “greet” them.
They apparently became a teacher there while I was in France, so I went to ask them to take care of my brother.

However, they were out when I got there, so I will go see them again some other time.

3. Is there anything you’re engrossed with recently?

Chuuya: Ever since I transferred here I haven’t played it much, but it’s billiards.
In my old school, I used to play it with my childhood friends whenever we see each other.

Ah, I hope they’re doing well.
When I transferred I got a bicycle from this guy Albatross and I really like it.
It’s a bright red and flashy one.

Verlaine: My brother is light in weight so as his brother I am worried.
I have been making “bento” that Gin taught me.
Gin’s brother has a weak body and she said that she makes good meals for him too.
That brother’s name is uh…
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, I think?

Once you start it, you’ll find it profound and interesting.
So even if Chuuya doesn’t like it, I still make it.
Today he forgot the bento, so I took the effort to bring it to him.
I didn’t have a bag for it so I put it in my attache case, and the contents of the bento did not get mixed up so I think it’s okay.

4. Please tell us your plans for tomorrow.

Chuuya:I’m thinking of meeting my friends in my old school.
Also, I’m wondering how is it going with the guy I fought and parted ways with.

Well, wherever I go I am who I am anyway and there will always be chances to meet as long as we’re alive.
How do I say it, I just felt like I want to see them now that I think about it.

Verlaine: This isn’t for tomorrow, but it is a season with good weather so I’m thinking of going to a peaceful countryside place with Chuuya.
It would be better if there’s a sea.

Yes, only the two of us brothers.
… go on a trip together.

Wouldn’t it be nice to have that “what if” scenario?

GO CRAB! GO STUPID!

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