#be gay do crime
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Can someone smarter than me please explain why the lift handoffs in leverage are so goddamn intimate?
Like, I am handing you this stolen object discretely and out of sight from everyone else. Our hands are touching but we’re not looking at each other at all. We are passing through a crowded room heading in opposite directions yet we are on the same team and we are having a brief point of contact to exchange something important and illicit. We are complementary parts of a greater design, two fitting cogs of a machine we’ve built together.
Somebody sedate me, what is this?
crime is sexy
eliot:i should’ve known—you’re a menace parker
parker:what?! she deserves a chance
hardison:ooooh nate’s gonna kill you
eliot:i’m gonna kill you!
parker: oh stop whining
eliot:I GOT HIT BY A CAR
parker:‘i got hit by a car’ GET OVER IT
eliot:i’m gonna kill her man. i’m gonna kill her!
hardison:hey, hey, hey! nobody’s gonna kill anybody! seriously though nate’s gonna kill you
have i mentioned i love them?
Your honor they’re in love and bby
My homophobic mother, who is throwing my sister a rainbow themed baby shower, shopping at target: wow! how lucky we are that they have all this rainbow decor out for the summer!
Me, eyeing the #takepride tags on the target items in the cart: yeah of course
A year ago, taylor swift wrote an album for the hopeless romantics, the lonely yearners, touch starved kids, the people who peaked in high school, single parents who gave all that they had, the ones who never got over their first love, those who live in a fantasy, grief stricken young people, the entire lgbtq+ community, mentally ill and misunderstood kids, fierce women who’s souls are tired of being second to men, broken hearted divorcées, glamorous and beautiful ingénues who don’t quite belong, sexy murderers, bisexual former gifted kids, teens who are terrified of getting older, people with unrequited crushes, cynical bitches who fell in love and for the dreamers, for us.
Commission for someone on twitter!
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‘Be Gay Do Crime’
Paulinskill Viaduct, New Jersey, USA
got bored, wrote “be gay do crime” on the apartment next door
Chicago, Illinois, USA
i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.
I heard you guys like quizzes
I spent longer than 5 hours on this one
Be gay, rustle cattle and give it to vegan cottage core lesbians.