mc: so tell me a little about yourself.

belphegor: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

Belphegor: wanna hear a joke? :)

simeon: sure! :D

belphegor: why did the little boy’s Ice cream fall down on the road?

simeon: uhm,maybe because he also fell down-

belphegor: because he got hit by a bus. :)))

Simeon:

Belphegor:

Simeon:

Belphegor:laugh

mc: I’m going to the supermarket do you need anything?

belphegor: the will to live.

mc:

mc: the best I can do is a McDonald’s Happy meal.

mc: here’s a fun Christmas idea,we hang the mistletoe,but instead of kissing,we have to fight whoever is beneath it.

lucifer:mc,no

belphegor:mistlefoe

lucifer: belphegor stop encouraging them.

mc: I love you guys! You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me!

belphegor: we’re the best thing that has ever happened to you?

mc:yes!

satan: I’m starting to feel a little bad for you,mc.

Belphegor: trick or yeet?

lucifer:yeet?

belphegor: *yeets luke*

My Obey Me! hc’s that no one asked for but I am deeply invested in pt. 2

TW:none

• WhenLevi is very excited/flushed, he makes a noise similar to a baby crocodile. It is one of the things about him that his brothers are very adamant over not making fun of, since they know it’ll make the third-born even more self-conscious.
• The “raven feathers” Satan gives us during Surprise Guests are actually feathers from Lucifer’s wings that he plucks to annoy him, since he doesn’t have any use for them, he decides to give them to us.
• Beel’s wings buzz when he’s happy, but he’s learned to control them after a couple of accidents where he sent Lucifer’s document’s flying into the fireplace and had to spend the rest of the day rewriting them. Nowadays, Beel’s wings only buzz when he’s with people he really trusts or when he’s having nice dreams.
• Despite that, Belphegor never had a problem sleeping next to Beel. The tip of his tail fits comfortably between his twin’s wings, muffling the noise, he’s so used to it that he does it in his sleep as soon as the buzzing starts.
• Mammon has a golden fang and a tongue piercing, both upsetting his agent very much, until they noticed that it only increased his sex appeal even more. When he’s nervous he moves the piercing around in his mouth, making noise as it scratches against his teeth (the noise annoy his brothers a lot, but he can’t help it).
• After a while, Solomonstarted making fun of the stories about him, quoting them to the demons around him to make them laugh. Asmo’s favourite is the stolen baby one, while Barbatos seems to always laugh at the idea of him having “700 wives and 300 concubines”, considering that Solomon has told him multiple times that he’s asexual and has almost no interest in sexual relationships.

lucifer, with mc in the human world: don’t get into any trouble.

mc: what am I going to dO? pRaY tOo hARd? it’s a church!

cw: threesome,oral(f!receiving),mentions of degration

thinking about how…

belphie likes having you spread out,back to his chest with his legs hooked around yours to keep them open.

he’s got a gleeful smile in his face as he motions for his twin,the red head looking at you with a fierce hunger,all but drooling at the sight before him.

“i thought you might be hungry beel-“ belphie starts,running his fingers over your clit in quick little circles and watching your cute little hole clench around nothing.

“so why don’t you dig in?” he says it so nonchalantly,like he’s offering up a piece of candy or something,but beel obliges,mouthing at your cunt with lewd slurping noises and broad licks.

all the while belphie is relishing in the way you’re squirming in his lap,degrading words and little praiseshis lithe fingers never leaving your swollen little clit.

Obey Me! Lesson 32-16

finally the day of the voting….☺️

he’s such a tsundere aww

i swear these two….

after 828292828 years of free scouting, i FINALLY unlocked belphie’s ‘hatred’ devilgram

aww sweet bby

THE LAST PART IS SO WHOLESOME I’M CRYING AHHHH

from Belphegor’s ‘Hatred’ Devilgram Story

Post nap haze

Bunny Belphegor.

Oof all the 7 brothers are done, check the others :D