theundergroundwoman:

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

maybankforlife:

Drew and Milo via Chase’s Instagram

So, most of the posts I have in the works for this are basically cleaned up versions of things I wrote in my journal.  I never wrote up anything for my first time playing with MLAM, so I’ll just post these screenshots from the conversation I had with my Breastie about the evening.  MLAM asked to see what I said, and I told him it was really just going to be me saying what he did, and her going “Eeeeee!”  I was basically correct. There may have been other things said* , but these capture perfectly the tone of the conversation.

*There were, actually.  Plenty of adult, intelligent discussion about pleasure and pain and kink and preferences

Apparently finding a hot dommy top has turned me into a high school girl, complete with asking my bestie what to say in texts, and getting all giggly and silly when he texts me.

And turned on. Like got warm and was uncomfortable that I was in public.

Isn’t she lovely..

That’s my bestie.

Yes, I’m celebrating again. Because I want to make a continuous mark in the validity of my turning 30. I’m going to make all my wishes come true and do what I set out to do.

MyBirthday: April 25th

Today: 11th May 22

Christmas gift to my precious and beloved, and amazing friend @stacycpr

You have no idea how much I love her, and I hope you have a happy holiday in the company of the people you appreciate!!

ask-steampunk-america:

ask-demon-alfred-fuckin-jones:

// We continuing this robot hand adventure whether you asked for it or not fucker-

“DOC I HAVE A PATIENT FOR YOU! PUT DOWN THE STINKIN’ TEA!! COME QUICK DUDE WE NEED SOME HELP A-S-A-P!!!”

Rainer:“I shouldn’t even bother asking after what they’ve done to my nurse.”

“Ahem… If you two are done comforting each other, I’d like to get this hand situation over with.”

*He stopped whimpering-*

We were just chatting! I think I’m ready now!

*Alfie, you dingus,*

Sorry to be a menace! I’m not trying to panic! I promise! I’ll even give you an extra gem! A big shiny purple one!

I have never done a promo before and maybe never will again, so listen up! Do you like:

• Weed
• Pizza
• animated gifs
• Cats
• Goats
• things

If you answered yes to any of those, you should definitely follow Earlgaming.  He posts lots of cool things!
http://earlgaming.tumblr.com/

frenchtoastie:

Cowgirl this cowgirl that, whatever, I’m a non-baaaaanary lambgirl

Nincs annál nagyobb boldogság, amikor visszakapod a legjobb barátnődet

deimosatellite:

deimosatellite:

teru is like ‘’supernaturals are all bad dont interact with them” this and “school mysteries have no place on this earth and must be exorcised” that . my brother in christ are you not holding hands with akane rn

meanwhile akane “you wanna kiss me so bad you look stupid” aoi is the only person teru opens up to. my brother in christ in that not one of your mortal enemies why are you cooking dinner together with him

teru literally ready to murder mitsuba or hanako at the drop of a hat and meanwhile w akane, also a supernatural and school mystery: 

nightshade-natters:

So true bestie Ashes instagram story

My bestie irl Steph has returned to tumblr so please do go follow her it would mean a lot to me. She is literally a real life fairy adventuring her away around the English woodlands with her wolf like fur baby ‍♀️

@nightcourt-assassin11

born-to-strange-sights:

Dear diary day #573 of being SO so sad there’s no book-accurate hmc movie to make shitty AMVs of howl and sophie with over this absolute banger

merry-harlowe:

Salome Alavidze my beloved