acid green, aquamarine

in your dreams

happy fall :)

it’s been a while

new perspective

I don’t know if you know this feeling, but today I saw a girl in public and she was the embodiment of bi culture. Like she was literally wearing cuffed jeans and a leather jacket. So I turned to my friend and was like “She seems hella bi” and my friend literally looked at me and told me she was actually bi. I felt so proud and just wanted to go to her and be like “YO, ME BI, TOO.”

Bff: *talking about a ski trip*

Bff: Well, why can’t girls and boys share rooms?

Me: Yeah, it’s dumb

Bff: You know what? You’re just gonna hide in the closet

Me: Been there, done that. Not satisfied.

Me: *sees pretty girl at school*

Me, internally: Don’t let your inner gay out don’t let you inner gay out don’t let your inner gay out don’t let your-

family gatherings

So I was at a family gathering and, of fucking course, everyone was asking me if I had a boyfriend and I was really annoyed, but then my cousin suddenly said “Or maybe a girlfriend?” and my closeted bi ass was sweating

me after waking up extremely hungover, looking at my phone to find out i had a threesome with two girls as my first time yesterday:

HAPPY PRIDE

so y'all know how it’s finally june? well, i posted this on my ig story

and i didn’t think of my irls seeing this

you know just another day being extremely gay

me, 2017: i might not be so straight afterall

me, 2018: i just wanted to tell u i’m bisexual, but that doesn’t mean i’m any different

me, 2019, still bi: *shouting from the rooftop* I AM VERY GAY

me: *defending lgbt rights*

someone: are you like gay or what?

me: i can defend their rights and still be straight fuck you

also me:

MY BEST FRIEND CAME OUT AS BISEXUAL TOO

FUCK TO THE YEAH OUR SQUAD IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE QUEER

I just really want a girlfriend

Like I wanna cuddle her and kiss her and just appreciate and love her. That’s all I’m asking for

You know that moment when someone’s giving you strong af gay vibes, but they really are straight and you’re just like

Me: yeah, i met my cousin’s girlfriend

Bff: how was she?

Me: she is such a sweetheart, like literally so cute and also really pretty

Me: *keeps talking about her*

Bff: Jenny, your gay is showing