#queer humor
- harold, they’re lesbians
- people are gay, steven
- i’m a lesbian, carl
- don’t be a transphobe, chad
- we support the gays, david
- i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
ah, the extended edition
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wanting to bind but being to hot to bind is my nb/transguy aesthetic for the summer
My fucking cousin is currently telling us how weird and disgusting it would be if someone in his family was gay.
I don’t know if you know this feeling, but today I saw a girl in public and she was the embodiment of bi culture. Like she was literally wearing cuffed jeans and a leather jacket. So I turned to my friend and was like “She seems hella bi” and my friend literally looked at me and told me she was actually bi. I felt so proud and just wanted to go to her and be like “YO, ME BI, TOO.”
me after waking up extremely hungover, looking at my phone to find out i had a threesome with two girls as my first time yesterday:
my aunt at the family dinner: so i heard you got a boyfriend?
me: uh yeah i am currently in a relationship with someone…
my mom: do we get to meet him?
me, a wlw:
you know just another day being extremely gay
me, 2017: i might not be so straight afterall
me, 2018: i just wanted to tell u i’m bisexual, but that doesn’t mean i’m any different
me, 2019, still bi: *shouting from the rooftop* I AM VERY GAY
me: *defending lgbt rights*
someone: are you like gay or what?
me: i can defend their rights and still be straight fuck you
also me:
me:jhskfjzkksj
friend: did you just-
friend: did you just use a keysmash
friend: in a verbal conversation
friend: everybody has a gay cousin
me, 2 years ago: bitch i don’t have a gay cousin
me, now, hit with sudden realization: wait- OMG I AM THE GAY COUSIN
MY BEST FRIEND CAME OUT AS BISEXUAL TOO
FUCK TO THE YEAH OUR SQUAD IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE QUEER
I just really want a girlfriend
Like I wanna cuddle her and kiss her and just appreciate and love her. That’s all I’m asking for
You know that moment when someone’s giving you strong af gay vibes, but they really are straight and you’re just like
Me: yeah, i met my cousin’s girlfriend
Bff: how was she?
Me: she is such a sweetheart, like literally so cute and also really pretty
Me: *keeps talking about her*
Bff: Jenny, your gay is showing
self reminder to make an edit of this but with the trans flag burning
Can’t believe Astolfo killed this goof
its ok sal you can say stupid son of a bitch you dont have to be nice
Can’t believe Astolfo killed this stupid son of a bitch
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sometimes i think about how my all-girls catholic school’s idea of a PE class was to pair two girls up, teach us how to dance tango (one of the most sensual dances) for a whole sem, and have us perform it as an exam with one girl wearing a dress and the other girl wearing a coat and tie and how theyre still completely baffled on why almost half of their students are gay
so conversion therapy works but only in one direction huh
Why is this a mood
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am I okay with being misgendered or should I be having a gender crisis?
Ghost-Maker pin-up by J.J. Kirby
DC Pride #1 (2022)
“oh nooo helllp, I’m being pulled into the arms of a giant man as we swing from the roof tops like Tarzan and Jane, boys plz make it stoppp ”
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