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The vent diagram of people who think T Swift actually writes albums about men she knows for a month, people who use the phrase gal pal, and people who think Harry Styles asked to give Louis a blowjob in a friend way?

It’s a circle.

portraitofalarryonfire:

So Taylor sings a song about a woman that only clarifies the narrator is ‘James’ (because Drew Barrymore doesn’t exist, am I right) like over three minutes in, on a guitar with rainbow strings at the CMA’s, and ya’ll hets are gonna say ‘she’s just such a storyteller’. 

Do you listen to Seven and think the girl with the braids and dolls is a cat or something, smh

Me: Guys, I’m bi

Friend 1 and 2: lol same

Friend 3: I’m pan

Friend 4: is anyone here even straight?

Friend 5: yeah, me

Friend 3: you sure?

Friend 5: yes, I’m 100% straight

Me: shame on you

me, after almost accidentally outing myself to my mom for the 27949th time because i wanted to make a joke:

me after waking up extremely hungover, looking at my phone to find out i had a threesome with two girls as my first time yesterday:

my aunt at the family dinner: so i heard you got a boyfriend?

me: uh yeah i am currently in a relationship with someone…

my mom: do we get to meet him?

me, a wlw:

HAPPY PRIDE

so y'all know how it’s finally june? well, i posted this on my ig story

and i didn’t think of my irls seeing this

you know just another day being extremely gay

me, 2017: i might not be so straight afterall

me, 2018: i just wanted to tell u i’m bisexual, but that doesn’t mean i’m any different

me, 2019, still bi: *shouting from the rooftop* I AM VERY GAY

me: *defending lgbt rights*

someone: are you like gay or what?

me: i can defend their rights and still be straight fuck you

also me:

me:jhskfjzkksj

friend: did you just-

friend: did you just use a keysmash

friend: in a verbal conversation

I don’t know where to put this but I found out that my gender presentation is a Glam Bear LOL. Once i’m on T, i will be so. So. Hairy. And so BEAUTIFUL. BET!!!!