#bsd kenji
kenji knows all sorts of disturbing animal facts and he will bring them up at the most random moments. the agency could be having a game night (minor detail: the moment uno cards are brought out, everyone’s out for blood!) and he’d be like: “hey did you guys know if ducks are bored enough, they will literally eat each other?” :D
chuuya to kenji: you are too good and pure for this world, but that’s okay. i’ll be the asshole for the both of us
- since kyouka and kenji are both big eaters, they like to go out to restaurants whenever they can! every time atsushi comes along, he can practically hear his wallet crying out in pain
tecchou:what if. what if i was very evil and very strong and i ran toward you at a very fast speed
kenji:my arms are strong. i would catch you and hug you
kenji:i’m a nice person but i’m about to start throwing rocks
they are so cute !!
Kenji Miyazawa
Yosano: Why are you sad?
Kenji: How did you know I’m sad
Yosano: Well… You’re dressed in sad colors. Your reading a sad book and you’re wearing a badge that says ‘i’m sad ask my why’.
Kenji:Oh..
Where do babies come from?
✧･ﾟ: * Prompt ~ Kenji, Kyōka, and Atsushi asking the reader and Dazai how babies are made ~
✧･ﾟ: * Character/Pairing ~ Kenji, Kyōka, Atsushi, Dazai - light Dazai x Reader implication ~
✧･ﾟ: * Content ~ The Talk, slightly implied fem!reader but not heavily ~
✧･ﾟ: * Type ~ Chaotic headcanons ~
✧･ﾟ: * Author’s Note ~ I’m throwing Kenji in here because I think that Kyōka and Kenji are an adorable dynamic and would get into so many hijinks. ~
❈ Kenji and Kyōka start talking about where babies come from in the office one day and realize their stories don’t match up.
✧ Kyōka almost gets it. She had that seductress training so she understands the concept. Just the details are a little fuzzy. Such as the fact that it would not, in fact, be through bumping into someone.
✧ Kenji seems to think that storks stick a very small baby through the mom’s belly button. Not quite on the mark.
✧ They turn to Atsushi to clear the confusion up, and he panics.
❈ Atsushi would know, he’s an adult, but he’d 100% go on instinct and tell Kyōka and Kenji the same thing he told all the kids at the orphanage if they asked - “They get dropped off by the door.”
❈ After realizing this doesn’t work as well at a detective agency, he’d act like he doesn’t know, leading them to go as you and Dazai.
❈ The second the question slips out of their mouths, you see the spark in Dazai’s eyes that can only mean trouble.
✧ “There could be a demon-” “THAT’S- not necessary Dazai.” “I’m only playing, darling, seriously what do you think of me?”
❈ Between a slightly awkward stumbling through the actual process and Dazai’s occasionally helpful points, the two of them seem to get it.
❈ You’d think you’ve finally avoided the chaos until Kyōka asks a follow-up question, “If a mother dies with the baby inside her, does the baby die too?”
✧ Oh no. Once you answer her that yes, the baby would also die, you could swear you heard her mutter “36…”
❈ Thankfully, the two of them seem satisfied with those answers and go back to their work and conversations. Atsushi mouths “Thank you” to the two of you, and the rest of the day returns to normal. Or at least however normal a day for the ADA can be.
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The Armed Detective (Model) Agency
THEY ATE THIS SHOOT UP ✨
Side note: This was from the very first stage play tho so no Fukuzawa & Kyouka’s shoot was with the mafia. That aside, this shoot tho.
ALSO, its a hilarious idea to me that one day everyone in the ADA just showed up dressed in traditional garb to just sit here for photos like some yearbook photo op XD
Port Mafia version of this shoot here✨
I want all of you to understand how precious this baby is. He is so mature, so pure and so bright.
He loves his ADA family so much that he will do anything and everything to save them.
He also knows that his current opponent has someone important.
And the way, our Kenji softly and sweetly smiled and offered his help to find that someone important is just the best thing in this world, in this universe.
World, protect this sunshine no matter what. Guard his heart. Shield his purity. Appreciate his existence. Be grateful for his love.
frens :]
how r we feeling ab bsd 99
