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A meme I actually made myself and didn’t steal
Influential/Talented Black Women and Nonbinary Femmes of the Sun Signs
Aries:
- Aretha Franklin (March 25)
- Ari Lennox (March 26)
- Mariah Carey (March 27)
- Halle Bailey (March 27)
- Maya Angelou (April 4)
- Khadi Don (April 4)
- Billie Holiday (April 7)
- Jazmine Sullivan (April 9)
- Summer Walker (April 11)
Taurus:
- Kehlani Parrish (April 24)
- Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins (April 26)
- Coretta Scott King (April 27)
- Melissa “Lizzo” Jefferson (April 27)
- Shahidi Wright Jospeh (April 29)
- Maria “Rico Nasty” Kelly (May 7)
- Janet Jackson (May 16)
- Lena Waithe (May 17)
Gemini:
- Naomi Campbell (May 22)
- Octavia Spencer (May 25)
- Lauryn Hill (May 26)
- Laverne Cox (May 29)
- Normani Hamilton (May 31)
- Elizabeth “CupcakKe” Harris (May 31)
- Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes (May 27)
- Venus Williams (June 17)
- Phylicia Rashad (June 19)
Cancer:
- Solange Knowles (June 24)
- Gabriella “H.E.R.” Wilson (June 27)
- Missy Elliott (July 1)
- Chloe Bailey (July 1)
- Tia Mowry (July 6)
- Cree Summer (July 7)
Leo:
- Michelle Williams (July 23)
- Maya Rudolph (July 27)
- Winnie Harlow (July 27)
- Whitney Houston (August 9)
- Amber “jstlbby” Wagner (August 10)
- Viola Davis (August 11)
- Simone “Slick Woods” Thompson (August 13)
- Halle Berry (August 14)
- Marsai Martin (August 14)
- Angela Bassett (August 16)
Virgo:
- Ava DuVernay (August 24)
- Cassie Ventura (August 26)
- Keke Palmer (August 26)
- Zendaya Coleman (September 1)
- Beyoncé Knowles-Carter (September 4)
- Misty Copeland (September 10)
- Taraji P. Henson (September 11)
- Jennifer Hudson (September 12)
- Danielle Brooks (September 17)
- Jada Pinkett Smith (September 18)
- Sanaa Lathan (September 19)
Libra:
- Serena Williams (September 26)
- Tessa Thompson (October 3)
- Amara La Negra (October 4)
- Toni Braxton (October 7)
- Ashanti Douglas (October 13)
- Keyshia Cole (October 15)
- Naomi Osaka (October 16)
- Nyadak “Duckie” Thot (October 23)
Scorpio:
- Lala Milan (October 24)
- Ciara Harris (October 25)
- Tracee Ellis Ross (October 29)
- Gabrielle Union (October 29)
- Nia Long (October 30)
- Letitia Wright (October 31)
- Willow Smith (October 31)
- Dr. Patricia Bath (November 4)
- Solána “SZA” Rowe (November 8)
- Dorothy Dandridge (November 9)
- Lisa Bonet (November 16)
Sagittarius:
- Tina Turner (November 26)
- Janelle Monáe (December 1)
- Stacey Abrams (December 9)
- Ericka Hart (December 11)
- Mo’Nique Hicks (December 11)
- Regina Hall (December 12)
- Cicely Tyson (December 19)
- Florence Joyner (December 21)
Capricorn:
- Jordin Sparks (December 22)
- Madam C.J. Walker (December 23)
- Stormé DeLarverie (December 24)
- Donna Summer (December 31)
- Gabby Douglas (December 31)
- Zora Neale Hurston (January 7)
- Mary J. Blige (January 11)
- Issa Rae (January 12)
- Regina King (January 15)
- Michelle Obama (January 17)
- Quenlin Blackwell (January 17)
- Estelle Swaray (January 18)
Aquarius:
- Alicia Keys (January 25)
- Jenifer Lewis (January 25)
- Kerry Washington (January 31)
- Rosa Parks (February 4)
- Alice Walker (February 9)
- Yara Shahidi (February 10)
- Brandy Norwood (February 11)
- Kelly Rowland (February 11)
- Danai Gurira (February 14)
- Megan “Thee Stallion” Pete (February 15)
- Eartha Kitt (January 17)
- Audre Lorde (February 18)
- Toni Morrison (February 18)
Pisces:
- Robyn Rihanna Fenty (February 20)
- Nina Simone (February 21)
- Niecy Nash (February 23)
- Rashida Jones (February 25)
- Rozanda “Chilli” Thomas (February 27)
- Lupita Nyong’o (March 1)
- Wanda Sykes (March 7)
- Jasmine Guy (March 10)
- Emeli Sandé (March 10)
- Simone Biles (March 14)
- Jhene Aiko (March 16)
- Queen Latifah (March 18)
Why did the corn taste so good?
Because it was a-maize-ing.
What do you call a stupid person who gets caught on tape?
A vid-iot.
Why can’t you trust a Leo?
They’re always lion.
What sits at the top of an adorable finger?
A cute-icle.
Where do pastries get educated?
Pie school.
Which band can you only listen to in autumn?
Fall Time Low.
Who’s the star of the duck version of Nightmare Before Christmas?
Quack Skellington.
How do you contact agreeable French ghosts?
With a oui-ja board.
What did the contents of one toilet say to the other?
“How do poo do?”
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Another clip from the archives – this time I talk about the trials and tribs of potty training my 2-year-old daughter over MLK Weekend of January 2021. She had a cream. Sorry.
Another clip from the archives — this time I talk about the trials and tribs of potty training my 2-year-old daughter over MLK Weekend of January 2021. She had a cream. Sorry.
It stinks (literally) that I didn’t catch my daughter in the act of:
asking for a diaper when she isn’t wearing oneme asking her if she has to poopher saying noher putting on a diaper, finding a hiding spot and dumping in…
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I’m revisiting the video archives of my “Giant Mess” podcast to edit, and publish ‘evergreen’ content you might’ve missed the first time. In this clip, I riff about exploring the most scientific weight loss options after binge eating over the holidays.
I have more free time on my hands these days (thanks, SNY), so I’m revisiting the video archives of my highly celebrated* “Giant Mess” podcast to uncover, edit, and publish some more ‘evergreen’ content that maybe you missed the first go-round.
This clip I unearthed from the “Giant Mess” Premiere Pro project folder is from January 2021, mere days before what I call “D-Day”, when the clock…
