#ctechnoblade
ArecipekitforTechnobladew/bakedgoods
foranon!
EasyBiscuits
FairyBiscuits
☕HomemadeHotChocolate
Eggnog
Double-dippedShortbreadCookies
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In the past, I’ve talked about the history of my Ender Dragon Hybrid c!Dream, how he was basically raised by an Ender Dragon + Enderman for a long while before finally going to the overworld and meeting c!Bad.
Well, during this period where he was being raised, because he’s a founder (spawned in by a world glitch), he has the ability to understand most languages on a surface level without introduction. So, when Enderman brought him books from other dimensions, he was able to learn how to read and write quite quickly.
The problem is that while the Ender is a written language, the Ender Dragon wanted him to learn English first, as it’s the primary language of the server, and the Dragon knows that Dream will need to make contact with humans eventually. The problem is that neither the Dragon nor any of the Endermen actually know what English looks like when written. So the Endermen just grab some books that aren’t written in Ender and hope for the best.
The end result is that c!Dream’s first language was actually written Piglin, followed by Ender, and then finally English. Although verbally he learned Ender first, the English from c!Bad. Written Piglin is an extremely difficult language to learn, to the point where most piglin hybrids don’t actually know it, let alone anyone else.
So imagine c!Techno’s surprise, when he writes a note to himself in piglin to keep it secret, only to have c!Dream lean over his shoulder and start reading it out loud without any issues. c!Techno had suspicions about c!Dream being a founder, and they get 100% confirmed when Dream reveals that he can somehow read piglin fluently but barely speaks the language. He still didn’t see the Ender Dragon thing coming though. Nobody saw the Ender Dragon Thing coming.
Blame Simon
Because he said
You could think better with a hole in your head
VOULES-VOUS? AH-HA!
if you and your worst enemy never danced /p to an ABBA song then are you really worst enemies?
No idea what this trio is called, but I vibe with them
A bunch of characters I relate to with no explanation:
(c!technoblade x fem!reader)
(I was so touched by the support for chapter 12! It really kept me writing when I felt bad. I hope this chapter will receive just as much support as the last one! So please reblog and leave me some comments so I can hurry and get done with chapter 14!!! <3)
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Things have been going surprisingly well for you. And L’manberg too. After becoming president you started working to improve the country as a whole. First being strengthening L’manberg’s infrastructure. You tidied up the pathways, as well as widening them and putting up rails in certain areas so people wouldn’t fall to their deaths.And speaking of people.. there were apparently more people living in L’manberg than you thought. As in people who weren’t ‘characters’ you’d watched on youtube. It was admittedly a rather jarring thing to realize.
I’ve seen at least three posts so far saying that c!Dream is obsessed with c!Tommy because the first thing c!Dream does once he gets out of prison is torment c!Tommy.
I’m here to point out the flaws in that reasoning.
Number one, the first thing he does once he gets out of prison isn’t go find Tommy and torment him. The first thing he does (if we say that following c!Technoblade to the Arctic doesn’t count) is go visit c!Punz. C!Dream goes to visit c!Punz at a spot they’ve predetermined to meet up at when c!Dream gets out of prison.
So by the logic stated at the beginning, c!Dream would actually be obsessed with c!Punz.
Number two, c!Dream running into c!Tommy seems to be an accident. I say seems to be, because c!Dream is much smarter and better at planning then he was previously thought to be. This is shown with the Staged Disc Finale Theory, which is practically shown in canon to be true. However it is likely that c!Dream didn’t know that c!Tommy was in Logsteadshire. Before c!Dream leaves c!Technoblade in the Artic, c!Technoblade says c!Dream will owe him a favor in return for the sword he gave to c!Dream. We can assume that c!Dream doesn’t want to owe a favor to c!Technoblade. So in order to repay it, c!Dream goes to Logsteadshire to retrieve the Axe of Peace to give in return for the sword. Running into c!Tommy was an accident he took advantage of, his actions were all improvised instead of planned.