#elias bouchard
A day in the archives
Tim: [tapping his pen rhythmically]
Sasha: [tapping pen back]
Jon: stop it
Tim: sorry?
Jon: you’re talking about me in Morse code! Stop it!
Sasha: Yes, John, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form off communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Sasha, later to Martin: yeah that’s exactly what we did
[down in the archives]
Elias: Martin, Sasha. Where is Tim?
Martin: oh wait hang on ive got this
Sasha: Martin…
Martin, cupping his hands around his mouth: SASHA JAMES DESERVED TO BE PASSED UP FOR THAT PROMOTION TO HEAD ARCHIVIST
Martin: duck!
[a loose tape flies across the room]
Tim: COME HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE
Sasha: *facepalm*
Martin: there he is :)
[The S1 TMA gang in the break room]
Tim: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Sasha: yeah I think so
Jon: could be
Martin:doesANYONE in this goddamn archive ever think before they S P E A K?!
Martin: you bought a taco???
Tim: yeah why not
Martin: from the truck that hit Jon???!!!
Tim: I don’t see how starving me is going to help him
[ID: A marker drawing of Elias Bouchard from the neck up done in gray and pastel teal. He is a old white man with slicked back hair and small round glasses, and he is wearing a collared shirt and a necktie. He is smugly smiling downward with an eyebrow raised. Most of the shadows are done in gray, but the deepest ones are the pastel teal, as well as the ones on his eyes. He is surrounded by a thick teal border, with teal eyes all around the rest of the piece. end ID]
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anyway here’s that Elias I was complaining about before. I’m mad it turned out so well asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
my biggest tma pet peeve is people calling Jonah Magnus a Victorian even though he spent the first 40+ years of his life in the Georgian era. Jonah ain’t no Victorian, he’s a Regency kid who never got over that weird amulet-with-miniature-eye-portrait trend.
[ID: A marker drawing of Elias Bouchard from the neck up done in gray and pastel teal. He is a old white man with slicked back hair and small round glasses, and he is wearing a collared shirt and a necktie. He is smugly smiling downward with an eyebrow raised. Most of the shadows are done in gray, but the deepest ones are the pastel teal, as well as the ones on his eyes. He is surrounded by a thick teal border, with teal eyes all around the rest of the piece. end ID]
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anyway here’s that Elias I was complaining about before. I’m mad it turned out so well asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
edited it.
“he’sevil” no he’s not. he’s just my lil man. ok, maybe a little, but he’s still just my funky lil man. “he’s killed people” okay, and?? he’s just quirky that’s all. but he’s also got great style, and i think he’d give really good hugs :)
Theory:Jon never actually woke up from his coma at the start of season 4. He’s still in the coma, and everything afterwards is a dream the Eye put together to mess with him. Bonus points if Elias actually planned all of this from the start because he’s just That Ahead of everyone’s shit
elias bouchard is NOT allowed in the blunt rotation
Mild spoilers S4.
I love Basira’s visits to the bastard man.
More doodles from The Magnus Archives, this time the sexy bastard man himself Elias Bouchard.
my favorite rude gay men this time not that old!
I made a Magnus Archives quiz!!
It’s very short and has no song lyrics, I promise. Use my special brain magic to find out which TMA character you secretly align to
I like to headcanon Elias as moderately tall, but Jonah is definitely a short little man.
i am unable to produce any quality fanart right now so you guys get dumb doodles
since so many people liked my jonster au (like. wtf. so many) i bring you another
+ doodles :’))
Jon’s joke about the Beholding Popularity Contest isn’t sounding so funny anymore…
Oh jonmartin we’re really in it now
Jarchivist to the avatars
Cuphead villain collection!
just the little eye avatar things
Hello friends! Spoilers ahoy, so more below the cut.
Theory Proposal: Elias is Jonah Magnus
- Apparently, according to the Do not Archive Discord crew, this theory has already been proposed. But I hadn’t seen it yet so I figured I’d go ahead and coalesce it and my evidence in a single post for my own organization.
1. Jon Mentions during his paranoid investigations that Elias had a complete personality change around the time of his hiring. He somehow transformed from a pot-head washout type to a fastidious manager over night.
2. Rainer demonstrated in Police Lights that body hopping is theoretically possible in universe. This is later confirmed in MAG 140 when we learn Rainer is Haley. (Or rather… is the thing that he became)
3. In MAG 135, Manuela mentions through her statement that Rainer hopes to offer Elias a chance to switch tracks and surrender, owing to their previous friendship.
4. In MAG 138, Smirke talks about Rainer as a friend/companion of himself and presumably Jonah Magnus as well.
5. Also in MAG 138, Smirke begs Jonah not to continue down his path, saying that “the fear of death is natural and to flee from it will only bring greater misery,” Implying that Jonah seeks a prolonged life through some manner….
Further Notes-
-This would give Elias a very good motive to murder Gertrude– she very well could have figured him out.
-Jonah Magnus’s tendencies to watch, rather than act, are mentioned in one of the Lucas episodes by the letter writer begging him for help. This matches up with complaints about Elias’s behavior nicely.
-nickname Nightmare Magnet on the discord mentioned that Elias always appears in episodes mentioning Jonah Magnus. I haven’t double checked this, but it’s an interesting thought.