A bunch of different dialogue prompts #62

1. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve been listening to myself speak for twenty years.”
2. “Let’s just say we have unfinished business.”
3. “You’re in my way. Move.”
4. “Don’t worry, it’ll all make sense later.” “I sincerely doubt that.”
5. “Do you have to wear that?”
6. “You drugged them?!” “Yeah, what’s the problem?”
7. “Are you always this jittery?”
8. “What are you doing?” “Tidying.”“…Why?”
9. “Listen here, ugly.”
10. “Let me throw up real quick-”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #59

1. “I know you don’t mean to, but sometimes you come across as very villainous.”
2. “Do I regret it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Without a doubt.”
3. “You’ve got a real attitude problem, kid.” “That’s just his personality, sir.”
4. “This isn’t a competition, dude.” “You’re right, it’s not even close!” “That’s not what I meant.”
5. “I want to go home…” “I know, I know. We will, soon, okay?”
6. “I’ve decided to be nice.” “… Why?”
7. “Could you please shut up and stop being so annoying?” “Sorry, you’re gonna have to pick one, I can’t do both.”
8. “Do you recognize this?” “Where did you find that?”
9. “Here, you’re gonna need this.” “Is that a machine gun? Who brings a machine gun to lunch??”
10. “And when I rule the world,-” “Don’t you mean ‘if’?” “… As I was saying, when I rule the world,”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #58

1. “I hate you.” “Marry me.”
2. “Life is a highway, and I’m always stuck in traffic.”
3. “Bestie I will tear you to shreds.”
4. “Your mother didn’t carry you for nine months for you to behave like this.” “You don’t know my mom at all, do you?”
5. “Great, so out oftwo hundred-and-sixteen passengers there’s not a single pilot/captain/doctor on board, but we’ve got five marine biologists, two graphic designers, ten chefs, one Banksy impersonator, and four composers. Fantastic. We’re all gonna die.” “Anyone here a funeral directory by any chance?”
6. “Why would you lie about something like that?”
7. “Stop being so dramatic.” “There’s a bone sticking out of my arm!” “And?”
8. “¿Como es?” “I don’t speak french, sorry.” “*visible confusion*”
9. “Boo, you psychopath.”
10. “Make no mistake, vengeance will be ours.” “Grandma-”

1. “Oh, dear.”
2. “Could you put the knife down while you’re talking, please?”
3. “Okay, I get it now.” “You do?” “Yeah!” “Areyousure?”“No.”
4. “All right, now let’s get back to me yelling!”
5. “Let’s eat a kiwi or two and calm down.” “You know I don’t condone cannibalism.” “No, no, that’s not what I meant-”
6. “How is it only Wednesday…” “It’s Monday.” “NO!!!!”
7. “Great, you again.”
8. “You mean to tell me she hasn’t read 1984?!”“Michael, she’s 4.”“And??”
9. “Hm. You know, I didn’t really care to know that.”
10. “It’s getting worse, isn’t it?” “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it.”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #55

1. “It’s time to get the old noggin’ joggin’, fellas.”
2. “You’re coming home with me.”
3. “Please go buy some furniture, I’m begging, this is so sad.”
4. “I suggest you get my name out of your mouth with quickness and haste, honey.”
5. “He just told me I’m Corbin Bleu-ing it, what does that mean?” “I’m so sorry, he means to say that you’re pushing it.” “… To the limit?” “…Yeah.”
6. “Does he always talk using movie references, or…?” “For my own sanity’s sake, I’d prefer not to answer that.”
7. “It’s crime time, boys!”
8. “We’re on the same page here.” “Yeah, in different books!”
9. “It’s time for you to step up.”
10. “I’ll take it from here.”

Can we all agree?

How other way to celebrate pride month then reading “Red, white & royal blue” ?

“History huh? I bet we could make some”

At this point I was like:

Yeah alcohol’s cool but have you ever waltzed with your enemy in their masquerade ball, their face inches away from yours and their arms wrapped around you tightly? Me neither, pass the bottle

Edited a taleena post to make them vampire lovers