|| @typhchosen (Garnet) sent || Garnet was told many times by her mother to ignore the “guest” who recently began to visit. Too often she was turned away at the door, closed off with quiet whispers she couldn’t hesr. ‘Pay it no mind.’ She was told, but no, curiosity and a building rock in her stomach said to investiage. To learn. To find the truth. So she approached from the shadows of faraway columns and wondered why her Mother had suddenly began to act so erratic. What secrets did he hold? Unfortunately, she was no theif or skilled spy and her attempts at stealth were laughable. Perhaps no one would notice that vase she knocked over? (Pre ff9 spying? O.o)
|| || …Perhaps it would have been prudent to let her know he was aware of her presence before any 15th century porcelain had to suffer for it, however thisdidmake for a much smoother transition into the main scene. He couldn’t have composed it better himself; that staccato shatter, a chorus of cymbals precipitating their fateful meeting!
“Oh…” He turned, wicked eyes meeting hers, and he smiled a painted smile. “Why, dear princess. Here I had heard they touted yourgrace~.”
With an effortless grace of his own, the silver-haired stranger stepped closer, lowering to one knee among the the scattered shards at the princess’ feet. The vase would be easy fix. The lovely princess was the one be to handled with care. Skin fairer than snow. Hair richer than ebony-wood. Lips redder than blood welling from a gashed throat. More garish features could not be conceived, and yet in the princess these traits were conceived perfectly. Her beauty would bloom into legend.
“Forgive me, I’ve neglected to bring you any flowers for our first meeting. But, will you not leave the fate of this vase to me in their stead? I’ll not allow you to tarnish your reputation.”
1. If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off right now, without your phone, what would you do and what would you imagine?
2. If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off with porn right now, what would you type in the search bar?
3. Have you ever had your own underwear in your mouth?
4. Have you ever had someone else’s underwear in your mouth?
5. Has your underwear ever been in someone else’s mouth?
6. Have you ever masturbated to any of your friends? If yes, when was the last time? Who was it?
7. Do you think any of your friends have ever masturbated to you?
8. Have you ever masturbated to someone’s selfies before?
9. Have you ever masturbated to a mutual’s blog before? If yes, who do you masturbate to most? Tag them if you dare.
10. Do you have sex dreams? If yes, when was the last one?
11. What’s the most surprising discovery you’ve made about your own body?
12. Has a neighbour ever seen you naked? Did you like it?
13. Have you ever seen a neighbour naked? Did you like it?
14. Put your hand into your underwear and type a reply to this with your other hand. Say whatever you want, so long as you’re touching yourself as you type.
15. Do you have any of your own nudes on your phone right now?
16. Do you have anyone else’s nudes on your phone right now?
17. Do you have anyone from Tumblr’s nudes on your phone right now?
18. Have you ever posted a nude to your own blog?
19. Have you ever sent a nude via DM here?
20. What’s your go-to nude pic to send to someone. Describe the angle, lighting, body part etc.
21. When did you last have an orgasm? How did it happen?
22. How often do you masturbate?
23. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?
24. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
25. People who like pussy - what’s your fingering technique?
26. People who like dicks - where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?
27. Have you ever gotten…sex juices…on your clothes before? That can mean anything you think it does! Tell us about it.
28. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?
29. People with dicks - have you ever tried to suck your own dick? Did you manage to? How was it?
30. How long do you usually masturbate before you cum?
31. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?
32. What are your top five favourite blogs to masturbate to? Tag them!
33. Do you have a blog that you wake up hoping to have a notification from? Do they know? Tag them if you dare!
34. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from? Tag them!
35. Describe your nipples. What colour are they? What size are they?
36. What is your pubic hair like right now?
37. What sex toys do you own?
38. Have you ever worn lingerie?
39. Which mutual would you most like to fuck right now? Do they know? Tag them if you dare!
40. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex? Did you cum?
41. What underwear do you have on right now? Do they make you feel sexy?
42. Have you showered since you last had an orgasm?
43. What’s the most embarrassing porn you like to watch?
44. Have you ever put your finger in your own ass?
45. What’s the last object you put into your own body for sexual reasons?
46. Would you say you’re more of a top or a bottom? Or are you somewhere in between?
47. Do you have a sideblog? Is it more or less NSFW than this one? Is it secret or can we see it?
48. Have you ever slid into someone’s DMs? Did it work? If yes, what was your technique?
49. Have you ever fucked in public? Where was it? Did you get caught?
50. Would you ever fuck a couple?
51. Are you a good kisser? How do you know?
52. Do you have a crush on a barista or bar staff you see regularly? Have you ever fantasised about them?
53. What dirty talk actually turns you on? Is there anything that makes you cringe?
54. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once? If yes, tell us all about it.
55. If you were tied up on my bed and blindfolded right now, what would you wish I would to do to you?
56. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do in real life?
57. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do while sexting?
58. Do you have any recurring fantasies you keep coming back to? Do you think they’ll ever happen?
59. What was your most shame-filled orgasm? Why?
60. What’s the messiest you’ve ever gotten during sex?
61. What’s the messiest you’ve ever got when masturbating on your own?
62. Have you ever paid for porn?
63. Have you ever paid for sex?
64. Do you eat ass?
65. Have you ever had your ass eaten?
66. Have you ever ejaculated onto someone’s face? Was it deliberate?
67. If you could fuck anyone at all right now, who would it be? Do you know them in real life? Do they know you like them?
68. Admit something sexual that you’ve never told anyone else before.
69. Are you masturbating right now?
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Hi, my name is PRINCE Loki of Asgard, I’m thousands of years old, and I’m here to steal you loyalty… as well as the hearts of nearly every Midgardian woman.
AAAAGES AGO, @phoenix-soar tagged me to make my ranking of Fanfic Tropes! (Romance Edition!) Unfortunately, the website in their post was a broken link, so this was the closest one I could find!
As you can see, I am veeeeeeery vanilla when it comes to the fanfics I like to read and write, haha! I’ll do my best to read a bit of everything, but the ones at the very bottom are the tropes I do not cross under any circumstances. I ain’t here to be sad, I’m here to read about my OTP getting together/making out/having sex, all right?
I gotta say, though, almost ALL of these apply to Good Omens, which is the fandom with the fics I’ve been reading lately, so I had that in mind while making this ranking!
Thank you for the tag Riku! I haven’t done this in a while!
I’m generally not here to be sad so D group is an outright nope from me, and C group I usually only read under specific circumstances, but most everything else is free game!
