#hinata shouyou
hinata: kageyama has spaced out again, i wonder what he is thinking about this time
in kageyama’s head: salt is just angry sugar
tsukishima: can anyone give an example of things that are useless?
hinata: *raises hand*
tsukishima: very good, any other examples?
hinata, visiting kageyama’s house: hi! i’m here to see tobio, i’m a friend of his
miwa: that’s impossible, tobio has no friends
yall
he can
he CAN HOLD THE BALL WITH ONE HAND NOW
kageyama, thinking: don’t show him how awkward you are
hinata: nice weather
kageyama:thanks
“食え”
Always be sure to feed your setter
I am so hyped for these orange jerseys oh myyyy, and Nishinoya in a black jersey whaaaaat, Oct 2nd y’all it’s coming sooooon!! Love me some KageHina ah yess ✨ My apologies I had to join the fun and try a sleeveless uniform :D
the biggest lie in haikyuu is that tsukkis sports goggles look cool . there is not one pair of sports goggles on planet earth that could be described as cool
akiteru is just a serial liar like first he tells his little brother that hes the ace when hes actually a benchwarmer which ends up traumatizing him and then years later he gets him sports goggles but tells him they look cool ??? bitch no they do not
tsukki: [being a little bitch]
suga to hinata n kageyama: you let a kid with sports goggles speak to you like that??
7pm:
I was in @sprouthqzine the lgbt haikyuu zine and yes I made something for oikawa and yes its incredibly self indulgent because WHAT ELSE WOULD BE THE POINT
[id: a haikyuu comic in a cartoonish style, of oikawa explaining how he is nonbinary, and hinata and kageyama trying to interpret they/them pronouns. /end id]
transcript:
[oikawa talking to hinata at a restaurant]
oikawa: “so chibi-chan, you and tobio-chan are pretty simple minded. i don’t know if you’ll get this, but i’m non binary. like… you are he/him, and i’m they/them.”
[scene cuts to hinata and kageyama together, looking confused.]
hinata: “but… oikawa-san is just one person?”
kageyama: “right.”
hinata and kageyama: “hmmmm..”
hinata: “i get it! oikawa-san is the grand king, so it’s like a royal they/them.”
kageyama: “maybe after a certain level of volleyball you just surpass gender altogether.”
hinata: *nodding*
/ end transcript