#incorrect

Snow White: I trust Ariel.

Tiana: You trust Ariel?! Ariel’s eating a cup!

Moana: Do dragons fart fire?

Belle: …I don’t know?

Moana: I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.

Raya:Yeah, Belle. Even I know the answer to this.

Gaston: I have Adam.

Charming: No, you don’t. Adam is his own person.

Gaston: Not like that, you idiot! I’m withAdam.

Charming:Look, you can talk shit as much as you want, but I’m with Adam and I trust my boyfriend.

Gaston: Holy fuck- I’ve KIDNAPPED Adam!

Charming, laughing: SHIT, GOOD LUCK!

Merida: Okay, now let’s see if she’s worthy.

Moana: *plays ‘Kiss Me More’ by Doja Cat*

Raya, mindlessly scrolling on her phone: Caught dippin’ with your friend~ You ain’t even half a man~ Lyin’ on your~

Mulan:

Merida:

Moana:

Raya:*limp wrist*

Mulan: It’s her.

Mulan: How much do you love me?

Jasmine: I’d move mountains for you.

Mulan: Okay, then can you get me a glass of water?

Jasmine:*laugh* Let’s not get too crazy, babe.

Dr. Facilier: I’m going to kill you!

Tiana: Yeah, sure. Just wait until I get my life insurance, tho.

Miguel:R, E, S, P, E, C, T~

Miguel:FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME~

Hiro: You can’t just start a choreagraphed musical number whenever we get into an argument, Miguel!

Miguel,kicking out the backup dancers: Alright, fine! We’ll do it the boring way.

Ryder, holding Kristoff: Hey, Anna! I stole your boyfriend!

Anna: So? My sister stole your twin.

Anna: *points to Elsa taking off with Honeymaren in herarms*

Anna: I guess we’re even?

Charming: I think I’m gonna get killed.

J. Smith: What did you do now?

Charming: I stepped on Adam’s rose.

*Beast bursts through the wall*

Beast: WHAT THE FUCK-

Shan Yu: I’m here to kill you!

Mulan: Be my guest.

Mulan: I survived the Matchmaker, nothing can kill me.

Shan Yu: Damn it!

Ariel: I think I lost my shoes.

Mulan: Did you check you feet?

Ariel:*looks down at her feet*

Ariel:Oh.

*Clopin getting pulled over by Phoebus*

Clopin: Sorry, officer. I didn’t see that red light because I’m colorblind.

Phoebus:Hum, okay.

Phoebus: But you still stole this car, so…