#incorrect

Vanellope: Those bumper cars were fun!

Belle: That was the parking lot, Vanellope!

Belle: Who in the world is teaching you to drive like a maniac?!

[Hans, texting Anna (his ex)] so true exie

[Anna] I don’t like this

Honeymaren: Hey… you know Elsa?

Ryder:Yep.

Honeymaren: I like her.

Ryder:Oh.

Honeymaren: But don’t say anything, please.

Ryder: Sure, sure. Don’t worry about it.

*Elsa walks in the room*

Ryder: DAMN, ELSA! YOU AIMED FOR THE HEAD BUT GOT HER RIGHT IN THE HEART-

Honeymaren:*smacking Ryder while he laughs uncontrollably*

Elsa:

Snow White: So, are you guys getting along with Namaari?

Nancy: Definitely! She is a little hot-headed, but nothing I can’t handle.

Jane: What about your girls and Raya?

Snow White: It’s good! Great!

Nancy:But…?

Snow White: Let’s just say she is a bit impulsive… especially around pretty girls.

Jane: How so?

Snow White: Well… ever since Raya joined us, she already got scamed three times and gave our credit-card informations to a cute barista from the mall.

Mulan: Merida, hide!

Merida:??

Mulan: Your etiquette teacher is here. Aren’t you absent today?

Merida: I am.

Mulan: Then hide, you idiot!

Merida: No, you hide! I told them you’re dead, that’s why I didn’t go to school today!

Frollo: I’ll kill you!

Phoebus: But you can’t, sir. That’s illegal.

Frollo: You think that will stop me-

Phoebus: It. Is. Illegal. Sir.

Cinderella: What were you two doing out so late?

Merida: We, hum-

Cinderella: Ten words, or else…

Moana, counting on her fingers:We. Threw. Punches. At. Some. People. In. A. Fight.

Cinderella: That’s only nine-

Merida, still counting:Bitch.

*Elsa meeting Hans and finding out about his 5 minute relationship with Anna*

Elsa:

Elsa: Sweetheart, your vagina need glasses. He’s not worth it.

Anna:Elsa!

Cinderella: Why did you agree to being fake married to Namaari?

Raya: C'mon, Ella! A chance at seeing you arch nemesis getting on their knees before you and begin in front of everyone?

Raya: And being able to casually accept as if you don’t care at all??

Raya: How could I resist?

Aurora: If you could date any of us, who would it be?

Tiana: Ew! None of you!

Aurora: I thought you liked women?

Tiana: Oh, I do. I like women. I just don’t like you guys.

Aurora: Well, your loss.

Aurora:*drinks a slice of pizza she just put in the blender*

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

— White, Snow

Maui: Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?

Moana: Are you saying I’m a liar?

Maui: I’m saying you’re an optimist. Same thing, basically.

Belle: It’s been fifteen minutes and she still hasn’t texted me back.

Belle: I wonder if she’s okay…

(…)

Aurora:*trying to spell ‘gorgeous’*

Mulan: Do you know how to use a sword?

Raya: Of course I do. What’s hard to understand about swish-swish-stab?

Mulan: Actually, there are techniques-

Raya: It’s a fucking sword, dude. Not a fighter jet.

Mulan, in a gravelly voice: I am the hero this world deserves.

Tiana: You’re the hero that’s a pain in my ass! Now get off the roof and come down for dinner.

Rapunzel: Do you want me to be your wife?

Merida:Yeah.

Rapunzel: Well, then I want you to be my wife too.

Merida:Tight.

TD: … and this is an XLR cable

New Techie: What does that stand for?

TD: Extreme left right

Eiffel: This is bad for the baby!

Cutter: What baby- where is there a baby?

Eiffel, putting his hand to his chest: Me. I’m the baby.

Minkowski: Remember that one time you fucked up?

Eiffel, sweating: That one time? Which time? I fuck up a lot-

Maxwell: I’m sorry to say this, but you have a capacity to feel and are human.

Jacobi: take that back right the fuck now