#incorrect greek god quotes
Zeus, *to his siblings*: I’d die for you.
Hades: Then perish.
Hera: You will!?
Demeter: Please don’t.
Poseidon: Cool.
Hestia: I’d die for you first.
Demeter: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Hestia, *falling behind, taking two stairs at a time*: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
Artemis: This bloodline ends with me.
Leto: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay”.
GODLY DESCRIPTIONS PT 2: HADES, ZEUS, AND POSEIDON
Hades: 7’3, neck length black hair with white streaks in it that covers his eyes, that is just his natural hair, red and black eyes, Pale skin, well muscled, godly attire, long black robes, black crown atop his head, shoeless, mortal attire is a black and dark blue suit or sweat pants and a white T-shirt, most noticeable scars are five long ones along his neck and shoulders, the tips of his fingers are also badly scared all the way to his first knuckle,has a single tattoo on his arm to symbolize his love for Persephone, it is four vines that go from his shoulders to the back of his hand, at the end of them are four beautiful black roses, has an industrial piercing in one ear, and a bajoran earring on the other.
Poseidon: 6’10, shoulder length black hair, that is usually kept in a ponytail, tan skin, sea green eyes, extended goatee, well muscled, has a lean frame, godly attire is a long gray tunic the edges are a bright blue, crown atop his head, no shoes, mortal attire is a sleeveless white shirt, with fishnets along his arms, and shorts, a golden necklace, seashell earrings, thick rings along his fingers, most noticeable scars are a single one from above his left eyebrow, across his nose ending at his cheek, a large burn on his lower back as well, has a dolphin tattoo along his collarbone, has an eyebrow piercing and his ears are pierced with bajoran rings, and a cartilage piercing.
Zeus: 6’9, short black hair, light stubble, lightning blue eyes, pale skin, light dusting of freckles, lean muscular frame, slight facial hair, godly attire is a long white robes embroidered with golden symbols, no shoes, crown atop his head, mortal attire is either a dark blue suit, or a white turtleneck, with a black overcoat, black pants, and shoes, four rings along his left hand, and his wedding ring on his right hand, has a sunflower earring from Persephone, most noticeable scars are four cuts along his chest, five little scars above his eye, has a lightning bolt tattoo from his right shoulder down to his left foot, a small heart on his wrist, that has him and Hera’s initials inside (Hebe picked it
Ares: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
Ares: SHOUT-OUT TO MY MOM FOR PUSHING ME OUT HER BU-DUSSY!!!!
Hera: …
Ares: SHOUT-OUT TO MY DAD, FOR PUTTING ME IN MY MOM’S BU-DUSSY!!!
Zeus: *dying of laughter*
Hermes: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Hermes: …
Hermes: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want!
Demeter,*to Zeus*: Oh we really gonna do this. BITCH! DIO, COME GET THIS BITCH!!!
Little Dionysus: *un inteligable blabbering*
Demeter: YEAH!!!
Zeus: …
Little Dionysus: *more un inteligable blabbering*
Demeter: UH HUH!!!
Zeus: …
Little Dionysus: *more aggressive un inteligable blabbering*
Demeter: MY BITCH SAID “YOU A UGLY WEAK ASS GRAY PIECE OF SHIT!!!”
Zeus: …
Persephone: I love you!
Aphrodite: I love you too. I’ve waited so long to hear you say that.
*Aphrodite and Persephone kiss passionately*
Demeter, *sitting across from them*: I guess that question is finally answered, and Hera owes me 20 Dollar’s
Hecate,*to Persephone*: Look at your mom such a dork, keeping bees.
Persephone: …
Hecate: I-I mean at least it’s interesting tho. At least like- I wish my mom kept bees.
Persephone: …
Hecate: I mean it’s kinda cute like … Your mom keeps bees.
Persephone: …
Hecate: … How old is your mom?
Persephone: …
Hecate: cause she’s obviously bee keeping age.
Persephone: …
Hecate: … I don’t know? I think it’s kinda sweet.
Persephone: …
Hecate: Persephone, I wanna F*** you mom-
Persephone,*sarcastically*: OH REALLY!?
LORE OLYMPUS:
Persephone: My Mother is so controlling.
Hecate: Yeah?
Persephone: …
Hades: She is mentally and emotionally abusive towards her.
Hecate: Ok?
Hades: …
Persephone: She gaslights and manipulates me.
Hecate: There are two things to say to this.
Hecate: First, Holy Shit! You guys are incredibly wrong. The entire time I’ve know her and been around the both of you she has been loving and caring and I would have known If she did any of that.
Persephone: How?
Hecate: … I definitely didn’t put a spell on the both of you to tell me if one of you was treating the other in a horrible or abusive manner, so don’t ask.
Hades: … Right-
Hecate: And number two … Your mom is really hot tho, Perse.
Persephone: WHAT-
Aphrodite: The clock is ticking! We don’t have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Dionysus: This unmitigated poppycock?
Hermes: Extravagant hogwash!
Hephaestus: Okay, stop.
Demeter: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Ares: Dom or sub?
Athena: I guess Domino’s, since I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category though.
Ares: …
Artemis: She’s Dom-
Apollo,*covers Artemis’ mouth*: Don’t you DARE ruin her purity Artemis!!
Hestia: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Hera: You know, I’m not really into friendship bracelets.
Hestia: oh… You don’t have to wear-
Hera,*snatches it from hestia and holds it close to her chest*: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off!
GOD DESCRIPTIONS PT,1: HERA, HESTIA, AND DEMETER
Hestia: 6’4, Slightly past shoulder length, coal black hair that covers her eyes, Dark brown skin, godly attire is, a dark red robe, a matching shawl, no shoes, mortal attire is, mostly sweatpants, and oversized hoodies, but her formal wear is a black suit, doesn’t wear shoes often, white eyes with flame like irises, most noticeable scar is one that starts at her right knee and ends at her left breast, has tons of other little scars along the back of her neck, has snake bite piercings on her bottom lip, ears pierced, has full body tattoos that she hides most of the time, most noticeable one is a crack on her neck with lava leaking down her shoulders and back, has a strong frame but doesn’t workout as much as the other gods.
Demeter: 7’2, long wavy dark golden brown hair, dark brown skin, godly attire is a black tunic with a silver belt with her symbol on it, covered by a long dark green cloak, mortal attire is ripped jeans, flannel with a white shirt underneath, doesn’t wear shoes often, Most noticeable scar is four long claw marks along her back starting at her shoulder and bicep and ending on her waist and hip, very muscular, has a scar along her eyebrow, and her hands are extremely scared as well, has a golden nose ring, ears are pierced as well, like Hestia she also has full body tattoos that she hides most of the time, most noticeable one is a large tree on her back that has the names of the other gods within its branches and it’s roots go down to her waist, has golden brown eyes.
Hera: 6’8, dark wavy brown hair that goes down to her mid back, has red and brown eyes, dark brown skin, lean muscular frame, godly attire is a white dress embroidered with her symbols a golden crown atop her head, white fingerless gloves, and heels, mortal attire is wide fishnet stockings and shorts or jeans, leather boots, leather jacket over a white button up shirt, sometimes with sunglasses, Most noticeable scar is one that starts at her shoulder and ends at her waist, has another scar along her chin, has a tongue piercing, ears are also pierced, like her sisters has full body tattoos, most noticeable is two connected rings on her back one having her name and the other having Zeus, Maia, Metis, and Leto’s names, and has the names of her family down her left arm.
Hermes: Hey, Athena?
Athena:Yes?
Hermes: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Athena:
Athena:
Athena: Where’s Apollo?
