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Hades: Physically, yes I could take Cerberus’s ball away from him. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Mon, 24 Jan 2022 16:15:32

Poseidon: Is Hades sleeping or dead?

Zeus: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy

Poseidon: Yeah me too

Hades, waking up: Okay first of all, fuck you—

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Mon, 10 Jan 2022 00:57:40

Hades: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Zeus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Hades: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, and beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried long after I die.

Poseidon:edible

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Sat, 08 Jan 2022 15:02:36

Zeus: Well well well, if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I’ve fucked up bad.

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Sat, 08 Jan 2022 05:32:55

Ares, staring dramatically at the horizon: We’re born alone and we die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget that fact but I never forget.

Athena, not looking up from her book: Aphrodite left three minutes ago.

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Tue, 10 May 2022 11:16:24

Poseidon: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Hades, deadpan: Wow I can’t wait to go home and see some snoteleks.

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Mon, 02 May 2022 19:50:42

Zeus: Listen, I can explain—

Athena: You’re making $500 000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30 000?

Apollo: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1000!

Hermes: You guys are getting paid?

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Tue, 19 Apr 2022 10:53:38

Athena: Okay, everyone synchronize your watches.

Hermes: I don’t know how to do that.

Apollo: I don’t wear a watch.

Dionysus: Time is a construct.

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Tue, 19 Apr 2022 10:49:49

Hermes: Hey, Athena?

Athena:Yes?

Hermes: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Athena:

Athena:

Athena: Where’s Apollo?

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Fri, 25 Mar 2022 20:27:13

Poseidon: Listen, you’re not gonna believe me—

Hades: Is it because you’re about to lie?

Poseidon:Yes

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Mon, 14 Mar 2022 23:47:24

Athena: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Hermes: FORTY FIVE SECONDS????

Athena: NO, FOUR TO FIVE—

Hermes: TOO LATE!

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Thu, 03 Mar 2022 21:22:07

Apollo: You bought a taco?

Ares:Yes.

Apollo: From the same truck that hit hermes?

Ares, with a mouthful of taco: Well me starving isn’t gonna help him.

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Mon, 21 Feb 2022 12:37:49
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