#incorrect hufflepuff quotes
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Slytherin:Answer your phone.
Ravenclaw:Wait a minute, I can’t find it.
Slytherin:Got it
Slytherin, after several minutes: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, rave.
Gryffindor: Did you just… agree with me?
Slytherin: Oh I wish I could take-
Gryffindor: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!
Ravenclaw: There is no such thing as a stupid question.
Slytherin: Whatever you say
*A few days later*
Gryffindor, to Ravenclaw: What’s in mango salsa?
Ravenclaw, to Slytherin: I stand corrected.
I posted a quote on my main again accidentally -_-
I accidentally uploaded this to my main lol :/ (I deleted it afterwards btw)
After accidentally tearing up a page in Ravenclaw’s book
Gryffindor: I did a bad thing.
Slytherin: Does it in anyway impact Me or Huffy negatively??
Gryffindor: Not really.
Slytherin: Then suffer in silence.
Sunday Morning
Slytherin, walking in with a bag of bread: Who wants french toast?
Gryffindor:Ohh, ill have some.
Slytherin, handing the bread to gryffindor: Me too, eggs and milk in the fridge.
Gryffindor: -_-
Ravenclaw: This food is too hot. I can’t eat it.
Slytherin: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
Gryffindor:…
Hufflepuff: ONE DINNER! THAT’S ALL I WANTED! ONE DINNER!
Gryffindor and Slytherin: *are fighting*
Ravenclaw, to Slytherin: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!
Hufflepuff: Oh my god dude.
Ravenclaw: YOU TWIST THAT DICK!!!
Hufflepuff, getting into it: TWIST HIS DICK!
Ravenclaw: GOOD OL’ DICK TWIST!!!
Slytherin: I’m sure you’re all wondering why I’ve called you here.
Everyone else:…
Slytherin: I’ve decided to live alone.
Everyone:*cheering*
Slytherin: *smiles* Your bags are in the driveway.
Slytherin: Let me tuck you in, Gryff.
Gryffindor:
Gryffindor: You are holding a shovel.
Slytherin: Yes, I’ll make sure to spread the dirt as evenly as possible.
gryffindor: so are you straight?
ravenclaw: straight up dead inside.
gryffindor: do children actually like you?
ravenclaw: i’m actually really good with kids!
slytherin: he just despises being around them.
Gryffindor: What are your three best qualities?
Hufflepuff: I’m gay. I have soft hair. And sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
Slytherin: I’m also gay. I’m full of rage, and nothing can stop me once I’m in motion.
ravenclaw: i’m asexual. i look like a tiktok eboy, but i’ll actually care about your problems.
ravenclaw: are you vegetarian?
slytherin: no, i’m an aquarius
hufflepuff: sly you’re a taurus
gryffindor: i thought she was american
slytherin: i’ll destroy everything you love.
ravenclaw: i love you.
slytherin:
slytherin, flustered: w-well, jokes on you asshole! i’m self-destructive!
slytherin: have you been yelled at by ravenclaw?
gyffindor: i’m not scared of him.
slytherin: so that’s a no.
ravenclaw: slytherin pissed me off today so i told her i can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.
ravenclaw: there is nothing special about tomorrow.
ravenclaw: but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as the panic takes over.
Gryffindor: *hands Ravenclaw $20*
Hufflepuff: What’s up with them?
Slytherin: Gryff lost a bet so now they have to pay Raven every time they say something stupid.
Hufflepuff: What was the bet?
Slytherin: Gryff had to go an hour without saying anything stupid.
Hufflepuff:Woah!
Slytherin:What?
Hufflepuff: You’re O negative, you’re a universal donor. You can give blood to anybody!
Slytherin: Or nobody you fuckin vampire.
Now we know what Eddie listened to and why he looked so emotionally shaken. I understand Eddie, I really do.
