Annabeth: Hey Nico! Are you behaving yourself?

Nico: * High af, drunk, can barely walk, slurring words* Yep!!

Leo: *coughing violently*

Jason: Are you ok dude?

Leo: You ask if I’m ok, but I know you really mean stop coughing

Jason:

Leo:

Jason: Ya, please stop

Percy: It’s June!!! This is the one month of the year we get to be gay!!

Annabeth: …you know you can be gay all year right?

Percy: Ya, but that’s for like gay people. I’m not gay I just enjoy doing gay things.

Annabeth: Then your probably gay!!!!

Annabeth: *listening to music*

Percy: what are you listening to

Annabeth: not our problems

Someone: So how did you come out?

Percy: Well I was going to say “I’m gonna leave” and “bye”, so I just said “I’m bye”

Percy is that kind of person who just goes around camp quoting vines

-Will annoy everyone in the car by saying “road work ahead, I sure hope it does” every time they pass a road work sign

-Whenever he is sword fighting he will just yell “I’ve got the power of god and anime on my side. AHHHH”

-While in a fight with a monster he will randomly say “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me”

-Will just run up to Jason and sing “I love you bitch, I won’t ever stop loving you. Bitchhhh”

-Says “that’s what good pussy sounds like” whenever someone is making Mac and cheese

-Goes to Olympus and yells “I AINT GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”

-Stands on beach and sings “you are my dad, you’re my dad, boogy woogy woogy”

-Goes up to Paul “you’re not my dad!!”

-Falls into Tartarus “Mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick”

-Yells “Let’s Mcfriccen lose it” when Nico Buys happy meals for the dead

-Walks into Poseidon cabin, yells “what’s up fuckers”