#incorrect hoo quotes
Nico: I don’t even care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore. Come get me demons
Nico: Bring me home
Nico: Hi I would like to buy a coffin
Shop owner: Sir, I think you meant coffee
Nico: Both are fine
Will: Nico has been staring at me for a while, do you think he likes me?
Kayla:
Kayla: This is literally your wedding
Annabeth: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Percy: there was a puddle
Annabeth: okay, but why did you jump in it???
Percy: it was a puddle
Will: Am I still saved in your contacts as “that annoying Camp medic”?
Nico:
Nico: Your hair look wonderful today
Will: Answer the dam question
Will: You care about me!
Nico: I would sell you to the devil for a corn straw
Will: Last week someone tried to take my scarf and you broke their nose
Nico: IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING
Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette, I take a nap and don’t set an alarm
Nico: Will it be 20 minutes or 20 hours? Nobody knows
Nico: a pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s immortal and you’ve curses it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die
Will: Nico, it’s 3 a.m. go to sleep
New camper: I want to be as cool as Percy Jackson
Nico: I once saw him drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes
Estelle: can we get McDonald’s?
Percy: no, we have food at home
*one oven burning later*
Percy: McDonald’s it is
Percy: the multiple assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self-esteem
Nico: You should FEAR me. I will take you DOWN. I am a MENACE
Will, fondly: You can be whatever you want to be, Nico
Leo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jason: You did WHAT–
Piper: William Snakepeare
*aggressively yelling and accusingly pointing with a sword to every adult involved in pjo series* GIMME DUMB BLOND PERCY NOW
nico: Death note? HA! more like Gay Note
nico:*exists*
jason:
I don’t experience sexual attraction, but when I do it’s towards Nikola Tesla
-Annabeth Chase
Leo: *coughing violently*
Jason: Are you ok dude?
Leo: You ask if I’m ok, but I know you really mean stop coughing
Jason:
Leo:
Jason: Ya, please stop
Percy: It’s June!!! This is the one month of the year we get to be gay!!
Annabeth: …you know you can be gay all year right?
Percy: Ya, but that’s for like gay people. I’m not gay I just enjoy doing gay things.
Annabeth: Then your probably gay!!!!
Annabeth: *listening to music*
Percy: what are you listening to
Annabeth: not our problems
percy: WHO THE FUCK-
annabeth: language
percy:
percy:WHOM THE FUCK-
annabeth: much better, thank you
leo: do it no balls
piper: uh yeah no balls im not fucking WEAK i have ovaries
octavian: water is absolutely not wet. end of discussion.
reyna: is “water” slang for “any woman within a five mile radius” now?
Hazel: *yawns*
Frank: Yeah, being cute must be tiring
Hazel *tilts head*: Then you must be exhausted
Percy *from the other side of the room*:Awwwwwh
Leo: What goes up, but never comes down?
Frank: The level of stress you bring into my life.
Hazel:Who hurt you?
Frank, joking: Want a list?
Hazel: *places hand on spatha* yes.
Leo: I had a dream that I was arrested for tax evasion. Which is weird, I don’t even pay taxes.
Jason:
Jason: That’s… the definition of tax evasion.
Jason:You either finish your homework and pass all of your classes, or you drop out of highschool and end up being a worker at a McDonald’s drive-thru.
Piper: So if I don’t do my work, we can go get McDonald’s?
Jason:No-
Piper, tossing him car keys: You’re driving.
Leo: Ayo, what are you up to?
Jason: *doing buzfeed quiz: Which potato chip flavor are you?*
Jason, sweating:
Jason, finally: Watching porn-
Jason: My depression may be chronic…
Jason: but these glasses are iconic.
Percy:Having a life crisis? Pop a choccy milk.
Frank:I’m lactose intolerant.
Percy:Get some lactose-free choccy milk.
Hazel:Wait a minute, someone’s created lactose-free milk? Jeez, this world astonishes me everyday.
