#incorrect heroes of olympus quotes
Will: What state are you in?
Nico: A depressed one
Nico: I don’t even care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore. Come get me demons
Nico: Bring me home
Nico: Hi I would like to buy a coffin
Shop owner: Sir, I think you meant coffee
Nico: Both are fine
Will: Nico has been staring at me for a while, do you think he likes me?
Kayla:
Kayla: This is literally your wedding
Annabeth: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Percy: there was a puddle
Annabeth: okay, but why did you jump in it???
Percy: it was a puddle
Will: Am I still saved in your contacts as “that annoying Camp medic”?
Nico:
Nico: Your hair look wonderful today
Will: Answer the dam question
Will: You care about me!
Nico: I would sell you to the devil for a corn straw
Will: Last week someone tried to take my scarf and you broke their nose
Nico: IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING
Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette, I take a nap and don’t set an alarm
Nico: Will it be 20 minutes or 20 hours? Nobody knows
New camper: I want to be as cool as Percy Jackson
Nico: I once saw him drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes
Estelle: can we get McDonald’s?
Percy: no, we have food at home
*one oven burning later*
Percy: McDonald’s it is
Percy: the multiple assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self-esteem
Nico: You should FEAR me. I will take you DOWN. I am a MENACE
Will, fondly: You can be whatever you want to be, Nico
look at this fanart by @/tnkisu :((( my boy looks so done.
make sure you turn the volume on, the music makes it hurt worse
Percy: *stubs toe, drops coffee, burns himself, slips in coffee*
Annabeth to the rest of the 7: We are all special snowflakes, but Percy… he’s the specialist snowflake
I don’t experience sexual attraction, but when I do it’s towards Nikola Tesla
-Annabeth Chase
Annabeth: Hey Nico! Are you behaving yourself?
Nico: * High af, drunk, can barely walk, slurring words* Yep!!
Leo: *coughing violently*
Jason: Are you ok dude?
Leo: You ask if I’m ok, but I know you really mean stop coughing
Jason:
Leo:
Jason: Ya, please stop
Percy: It’s June!!! This is the one month of the year we get to be gay!!
Annabeth: …you know you can be gay all year right?
Percy: Ya, but that’s for like gay people. I’m not gay I just enjoy doing gay things.
Annabeth: Then your probably gay!!!!
Annabeth: *listening to music*
Percy: what are you listening to
Annabeth: not our problems
Someone: So how did you come out?
Percy: Well I was going to say “I’m gonna leave” and “bye”, so I just said “I’m bye”
